Sec. Hegseth: "It's Just Gay" To Require Our Warriors To Wash Hands After Using The Bathroom

Trump calling the pope "weak on crime" is unfortunately a great bit, but we'll see better as the feud progresses. Trump only really has so many rhetorical moves at this point and is rapidly regressing into fey Broadway insults, but we could see "he's losing his 'look'" and "his 'hat' doesn't play."

The pope is....WEAK ON CRIME

the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Venezuela wins the World Baseball Classic

Iran is going to win the Super Bowl next year

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

What is meant by self-determination? Christina W. and Andrew T. examine the imperialist war in Iran, and argue that Iran's opposition to U.S. imperialism is foundational to the self-determination of the Iranian people. (1/2)

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

Hillary Clinton: "More people were deported under my husband and Barack Obama without killing American citizens and without putting children into detention camps than were in the first Trump term or this first year of Trump's second term."

Red Star is releasing two new pieces today: one on labor and one on the challenges facing the socialist electoral project in the US. (1/6)

The PriceMaster (full version) YouTube video by ThePriceMaster

it is apparently the 25th anniversary of the greatest piece of art Denton, Texas, has ever produced

rare body oils @lowbeetle.bsky.social TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" - they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board

I could slam my thumbs on this stupid phone for 100 years trying to be funny and I’d never come up with something so perfect

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did

Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.

Big question I had coming into conference championship Sunday — Could the Broncos stay competitive long enough to prevent even more throngs from flocking to local theaters to see "Melania," many for the second time? So far, so GREAT

I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise

you aren't fighting a battle my man, you're entertaining freaks. insane how many libs still have this West Wing fantasy of changing people's minds if they just post good enough. they're either morons or addicts trying to rationalize their addiction to cheap dopamine

White American Nazi killing happens ...

David Frum: what are we a bunch of brown people?!

What none of you seem to comprehend is that while you’re all arguing about stupid shit online, I am running THOUSANDS of complex calculations in my head, and ALL of them are wrong as hell.