For all who downloaded my stuff or clicked on my links: I have a praise kink for public compliments, retweets, and 5 star reviews. #amwriting #literotica #eroticauthor

I think I lost a contact lens on the floor. Can you help me find it? 😄

Today's a great day to support some creators.

Writers and artists and creatives of all sorts: reply with a link to one of your works, if you'd like. And feel free to tell us about it.

Everyone: let's check through the replies and buy some creations and support some human beings.

Summer reading time is approaching! Got a roommate? Give the gift of a super-smutty romance about roommates. www.michaelpyrite.com#audrey

Disney Pixar's 1984 coming 2027

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I'll have to try that.

Has everyone tried writing smutty romance?

Giving one's characters lots of quality sexytime and relationship satisfaction is a rewarding feeling.

#romance #erotica

My email scammer this week was impersonating the real organizer of a noteworthy literary festival, from a credible address.

These scams are easier for me to detect, as I'm only a new indie author of a random smutty novella. Pretty sure no literary festival would want me to be a featured speaker.

When a friend is stressed, lend some breasts.

One of them hides. Other three pretend there never was a fourth crew member.

This works best if the one in hiding has a twin back on Earth who can pop up in the control room and shout “surprise!”

Grant Snider
@grantdraws.bsky.social

Your nipples in black are going to stand right out at Easter Sunday mass.

Here, let me take your clothes off, and we can... skip church, and... dress you up for a book covers shoot?

Why yes, I do have an #Easter themed #erotic #story. Thanks for asking.
#sex #writing #shortstory #romance #book

www.amazon.com/dp/B0C2DC9585

new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

*movie trailer guy voice*

What about roommates-to-lovers with original characters?

Web problem with that page: 4 of the 5 tips have the same link.

I came here to market my little indie book, but no success.

For non-markering purposes, I'm more invested in Mastodon, where I've found more indie writer chatter/community.

Until you try to find a pen name, you won't believe how many names are in use by someone with a respectable public presence (doctor, etc.). Didn't want to taint web searches for them with smutty romance.

The cool metals like Steel were taken, but my stuff aspires to be Fool's Gold.

Sensitivity, please. No reason to imply that old, drunk Klingons might be slower to get it than anyone else.

Though you may secretly have unrequited romantic yearnings towards me, I know we respect each other too much as colleagues. Shall we focus on collaborating on the indie book covers?

WIP Book Tease:

Non-Audrey new-adult romance, from FMC's POV.

She struggles to find love despite a particular trad role expectation.

More conventional romance, and internal drama, than the explicit action of the Audrey series. But a few key steamy scenes.

Coming someday.

#romance #erotica

“You want to know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back.”

Seems like it...

A teacher addresses students in an English lit class. “Morning class! Today we’re going to start our Lord of the Flies unit! The teacher wordlessly leaving the classroom, the door closes & locks. Students stare at a conch.

😆😆

I had researched, but didn't like the answer. So I decided to ask the boots on the ground. Who confirmed, by saying that the Eloi simply accept their station, and frolic by day, fear by night, until the Morlocks get them. 😀

How affordable is Portland? Can normal, non-techbro people afford to own a home and sustainably live there comfortably? I'd like to live somewhere that doesn't feel like a theme park for the wealthy while everyone else fights for breadcrumbs.

Just say no to AI slop

That's a brilliant idea! And so encouraging to hear.

In my town there's a group of volunteer grandmas who are available to escort baby trans girls to buy things that they're scared to buy alone. Like panties, bras, make-up, etc. They'll also sit with you at the scary therapist's office, if you like.

There should be more groups like this.