Arguing with partisan hacks is fucking exhausting, man. Like answering to a child who thinks he's picking a side in good vs evil.

"Most" is doing so much heavy lifting it just threw out its back.

Harris had myriad billionaire backers in 2024. Most of the largest campaign donors among billionaires actually contribute heavily to *both* parties simultaneously. They're not interested in seeing Dems fail. They're interested in making sure any viable party in America represents them first.

I'm just relieved Billy Corgan died in 2001 before I could learn any of his political views.

Mara, I'm so so so sorry to have to say this, and you're probably going to hate me, but it's gonna be Rusted Root's "Send Me On My Way"

Must be quite blissful to live in a world where you think democrats operate completely independent of the mass media machine.

"People trying to stir shit" aka a coordinated takedown effort.

You're splitting hairs, kiddo.

I've seen opinion pieces in Wapo, NYT, and the Atlantic on Piker all in the last week.

I mean, id think the fact that a significant number of publications and politicians have weighed in *at all* on a guy with 21% name recognition seems pretty calculated.

In 2004, a Russian man murdered the air traffic controller who was on duty when his family was killed in a midair collision. Would be a shame if we kept that energy going for Sam Altman when the inevitable happens.

Not sure how to feel about it generally but I very much like the idea of a 51 year old man in 2060 getting carded by a 19 year old shopkeeper and being told he's underage.

Yes, it's deliberately misogynistic in nature, but it does still say *adults* rather than women, therefore it is the duty of Ohio residents to now get every shirtless 70 year old dude watering his Thunderbird in the driveway thrown in the clink

The Mets chronically underachieving and finding new depths of humiliation simply did not exist before Mamdani came along.

Uh, that's giant pervert glasses for *fascist* nerds who love jacking off, thank you very much.

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Never forget American police sued all the way to the Supreme Court to protect their right to never ever ever have to be brave.

I guess it could also be communicating "I would not kill to protect my daughter if she were ugly?"

What, exactly, are you communicating with this sticker other than "I'm mad someone other than me gets to fuck my daughter"

Just saw a bumper sticker that says "Guns don't kill people, dads with pretty daughters do" right above a Blue Lives Matter sticker, and I just don't know how we're supposed to share a country with these freaks.

Definitely getting ready to have someone play him out

This is what happens when you take away a man's loofah sponge privileges

Harass Elon Musk with hourly subpoenas until he [redacted] himself.

Teams looking at a lottery selection are just gonna hold, like, "win a roster spot for your kid 10 or under" so they can find more playing time for their 7'4" Lithuanian teenage development project

How can you simultaneously claim that Booker is "right" that the people who sat out 2024 are the reason we are where we are, but also tell us that "the center" is what wins? Either that absent progressive block can decide elections, or it can't. You can't claim both.

First order of business if Dems win back power from Republicans is they should become Republicans.

Man fuck off the planet

I can't even be bothered to go back and fill in the handful of films I missed leading into endgame, why on earth would I want to restart a new slog?

Plus the extra time wasted when you miss even a single flight and have to wait for another can easily add up to, like, ten early airport arrivals.

I am not impressed by the athletic feats of an opponent I can defeat with a bulk magnetic eraser.

How much overlap do you think there is between "bros who leave the country to find a woman who knows their place" and "bros who will be the first to tell you America is better than Muslim-majority countries because the latter doesn't give women rights"

I don't think the deadly seriousness about it has ever been remotely in question tbh

Tech bros: "Good luck mailman, the robots are coming for your job, too"

The robot: