this is the first time in probably my entire life that i’ve considered switching to android. that Z Fold 7 has got me riled up.
(apple, please release an expandable flip SOON so i don’t have to ruin my life
hey there! me again! i’ve gone no contact with my parents and sister since roughly the beginning of november. and it’s kind of rough tbh
went to a pretty sick spot today
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this is the one true answer
sending so much love to your family 😞❤️❤️❤️
super proud how these turned out!
Finally posted both versions of the 5 year alert after a bunch of people asked.
Feel free to watch if you haven't seen the new one yet or wanna watch the old one for fun!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MT2...
i want someone to make me omurice
facts! i also turned off chat in overwatch lmao and it’s made the experience so much more enjoyable
choosing now to get cancelled is not what we need
how’s everyone holding up? anyone need anything?
CHILL i’m working on something.
i’m here to play music, and defend my friend’s rights. fuck it, not even just my friend’s. defend HUMAN rights.
i don’t know why i torture myself, but i can’t stop getting in fights with people over this shit, and it’s really draining my mental health lmao hehshhahahahHahaha
i went to a vampire halloween dinner party at a friends house last weekend, got wine drunk and took an embarrassing video of myself in the bathroom mirror
Only Murders In The Building (Hulu) is such a great and fun show. just finished the 4th season last night and i’m READY for season 5 whenever the fuck that’s gonna come out
doesn’t she take after me a little bit?
this still feels like an exclusive small club, it’s kinda chill
hey @chris.neatdu.de has switched to Balatro! come hang! www.twitch.tv/chrismelberger
i just want to let everyone know that this is what i looked like in high school and to remind you that there’s still time for you to become funny and cool
gg’s!
yea, well that’s life!! thanks buddy 🥰
twitter had tweets
bluesky has SKYEETS
I AM IN TALKS OF BUYING THIS APP FOR $16billion AND I WILL RENAME IT “L” AND IT WILL BECOME A MORE POPULAR APP AND ELOIN MUSTARD WILL HAVE TO TAKE AN L TO AN APP CALLED “L” AND WE WILL ALL LAUGH AT HIS DUMB STUPID AWKWARD ASS
alright a little about me:
-i stink
-i smell
-i can drive
-i’ve been to america and canada
-my friend laughed at my joke once
-built like shrek
-fuck like shrek
-stinky
-fun at parties
-bad at lists
-own socks
-run a pyramid scheme
-love being indoors
wow, my first viral post on here! appreciate it!
so, since twitter is called X now, can this app change its name to twitter and then it’ll be like nothing ever happened?
