CBD, MDMA…get these people some fun drugs to supplement their CBT. Maybe even a psilocybin experience with an experienced therapist/ trip sitter. #TheArchers #GrundysOffTheirHeads

I don’t know! I hope so. 😆

He IS a manipulation tool 😅
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I had a horrible feeling that Esme might end up seduced by the kind of offer of companionship and farming skills that an ex-gamekeeper artisanal ceramicist like Will could provide.
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Also, his seasons of Grantchester are on Netflix now.

I could fix him.

The very handsome James Norton as a complicated, mystery-solving vicar in Grantchester.

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Catch him when he’s not drinking 🫠

He’d be a good dad (I think), and after all, he is a fair brother. 🤭#TheArchers

Heard it super clear on first listen but couldn’t find it with earbuds; cranked the volume on my phone and went back for the tenth time and there it was! Right after Susan says “It’s a perfect miniature of our shop”, Chris says “Right, ready Mum?” -FART NOISE- “Can I have your attention”

Oh no!

I guess you got the recording with the silent but deadly one 💀#TheArchers

👍 It’s a right little squeaker

This is my favorite one of these so far 🤭

@mrweir.bsky.social Matthew, I’m not being funny but I think #TheArchers scripties are paying homage to your appreciation of the ‘official BBC fart noise’ today. About a minute left of the episode, Susan just saw the cake, Chris says “all right, ready mum?” and then 💨 thar she blows.

“Relatively sane”
Not for long 🐮
;)
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Up against a brick wall?
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Never heard this song before, now I have 😎 thanks

I hope so, I had to fast forward through that part. 🙈

You’re right, Brad might be the only person who really knows George. Certainly Neil sees him for who he is, but Brad knows the details.
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Exploding Giblets
-great band
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He strikes me as a Grand Theft Auto kind of guy. If I found out he was playing Super Mario Galaxy I would have to reevaluate *everything*.
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That beehive was insane 😆. I was thinking similar, if it was just white choc and some food dye, how bad could it be?
And why did tom make it so big?!? I think he was seduced by the seemingly perfect mold of the two planters. #TheArchers #GBBO

“Traditional values” man sees woman be decent at dealing with children: “With your hairdressing business and people skills, I reckon what you’d really be good at is teaching kiddies”. 🤦‍♀️ #TheArchers

Also, in a nominative determinism kinda way, Esme can mean “beloved” 😯
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Sometimes I play the “I bet I’m the only person in this whole _____ listening to #TheArchers” game. A beach in Hawaii, a cafe in Lido, and a ski resort in Alaska have all been contestants; the Phoenix airport on a Tuesday might be a winner!

He’s like, “oh NOW you all want to talk to me!” #TheArchers

Right, an after he made such a palaver about Brad continuing it for him. Betting there’s more to the story…
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🪵Nothing to see here! 🪵
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Wonder how much others have borrow from the farm over the years, replaced it and never thought twice about it.
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No I think you’re absolutely right. He sees Jolene as a bit of an easy mark, and he’s right. Some of us who can’t help but project as “maternal” have learned to be wary of That Type Of Man.
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🤭I’ve said too much.