It’s gonna be a disaster
Posts by Jon Drake
Another entry into the pantheon
💰EPISODE 174 - OUT OF SIGHT💰
We’re revisiting a 90s classic heist/comedy/romance from Steven Soderbergh, OUT OF SIGHT
Well my day is made
Appreciate you!
Who the fuck are you
Grimace is in the Criterion Closet and he’s eating all the discs.
🌚 EPISODE 173 - FIRST MAN 🌚
Ryan Gosling is in space! Nope not that one. Not the Star Wars one either, that’s next year. We’re checking in with Damien Chazelle’s 2018 Neil Armstrong biopic FIRST MAN.
Watching Crime 101. Mark Ruffalo should keep playing progressively more disheveled detectives until eventually his character is just a bunch of used coffee filters in a suit
Just chugging vodka out of an old Phillies cup and getting bested at every turn
Now watching: HOPPERS (2026)
🦅 EPISODE 172 - TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE 🦅
I promise we didn’t plan this. But this week we’re going back to dissect the Iraq War-era satire from the South Park creators. It’s TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE time.
Would love to reunite with Nash for another season if/when our schedules align
Waiting for a time period where America doesn’t do something extremely fucked up would’ve meant waiting forever
“Can you explain this gap in your resume” oh yeah that’s when the country I live in was collapsing entirely
This ain’t some shit we’re gonna vote our way out of
When somebody asks how old I am, I tell them I won my first discman in a Counter-Strike tournament at an Internet cafe
🚑 EPISODE 171 - AMBULANCE 🚑
Join us for a scenic tour of Los Angeles from the back of the titular vehicle as we cover Michael Bay’s 2022 bomb AMBULANCE
I set it on fire
First day of third grade ass signature
Emerald Fennell think she Sofia Coppola, Sofia Coppola think she Francis Ford Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola think he the Hamburglar
I was terrified of apes for YEARS after my dad took me to see this movie (he was mauled to death by a gibbon in the AMC parking lot)
Delroy Lindo steals the movie in one scene.
it’s insane that a decade ago we all agreed that giving mass shooters the attention they desired was a bad thing but now because rightwingers will quite literally lie about the shooter every single time we all have to be acutely aware of the shooters intentions and ideology
I’m a stompy boi so probably Ikoria
This is such a funny thing to ask about the bird Randy Johnson hit with a 97 mph fastball causing it to fully explode
Now watching:
It really is
It’s easily his best movie in the 21st century