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Posts by Captain Edward Jellico

Mirror Riker... with beard.

Mirror Riker... with beard.

And before anyone chimes in with "Riker shouldn't have a beard"

9 hours ago 26 1 2 0
Panel 1 - Jellico: Anything else for me, commander?
Panel 2 - Riker: Why does the empire only celebrate Earth Day once a year,when we have Sun-day once a week?
Panel 3 - Commander, Earth Day puns are terrable.Your agonizer, please.
Panel 4 - <Riker probably is wondering if the other universe him has it any easier. He doesn't>

Panel 1 - Jellico: Anything else for me, commander? Panel 2 - Riker: Why does the empire only celebrate Earth Day once a year,when we have Sun-day once a week? Panel 3 - Commander, Earth Day puns are terrable.Your agonizer, please. Panel 4 - <Riker probably is wondering if the other universe him has it any easier. He doesn't>

Meanwhile, on a very special Swole Trek #StarTrek #JellicoTrek #EarthDay

9 hours ago 138 16 7 0
Panel 1 - Deanna: What's wrong, Beverly?
Panel 2 - Beverly: Captain Jellijerk cancelled Taco Tuesday.
Panel 3 - Beverly <Del mem.exe>
Panel 4 - Beverly: Hi, I'm Beverly.

Panel 1 - Deanna: What's wrong, Beverly? Panel 2 - Beverly: Captain Jellijerk cancelled Taco Tuesday. Panel 3 - Beverly <Del mem.exe> Panel 4 - Beverly: Hi, I'm Beverly.

In my imagination, Bev makes the Windows shutdown and restart sounds. #StarTrek #BlazinBev

1 day ago 48 3 1 0

And, in "Up the Long Ladder", Worf was able to make properly alcoholic beverages for the walking Irish stereotype.

1 day ago 2 0 1 0

Well, we know the replicators in The Orville can make 'special' brownies, so it's plausible.

1 day ago 3 0 0 0

That's awesome!

2 days ago 0 0 1 0

@annaandersdotter.bsky.social It was actually Anna here who came up with the concept. I forgot she was on Bsky :D

2 days ago 2 0 1 0

Because a long time ago, a friend of mine/admin in StarTrek Shitposting on facebook decided Bev would make a great stoner, and a whole genre of memes was born. Gates is even in on the joke and she finds it hilarious.

And I'm just keeping it going.

2 days ago 3 0 1 0
Panel 1 - Picard: I watched a documentary on marijuana last night
Panel 2 - Bev: That's how I always watch them. 
Panel 3 - Picard <beat>
Panel 4 - The shuttle merrily shuttles along

Panel 1 - Picard: I watched a documentary on marijuana last night Panel 2 - Bev: That's how I always watch them. Panel 3 - Picard <beat> Panel 4 - The shuttle merrily shuttles along

Happy 4/20 to all who celebrate #StarTrek #BlazinBev #StarTrekTNG

2 days ago 188 45 2 0
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Hey everyone! It's Iggy Pop!

Hey everyone! It's Iggy Pop!

Fascinating

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

I consider myself to have been in some very good company there. And I'm still friends with Jenna, DMT and Anna.

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Panel 1 - The Enterprise warping along...
Panel 2 - Jellico:<thinking> If mediums can communicate with the dead...
Panel 3 - Jellico:<thinking> Imagine what a large could do.
Panel 4 - Enterprise keeps on warping along.

Panel 1 - The Enterprise warping along... Panel 2 - Jellico:<thinking> If mediums can communicate with the dead... Panel 3 - Jellico:<thinking> Imagine what a large could do. Panel 4 - Enterprise keeps on warping along.

Something to ponder... #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

5 days ago 64 6 1 0

I have some of your artwork adorning my monitors at home and worl.

6 days ago 2 0 0 0

Boosting the signal

6 days ago 3 0 0 0

A criminally underrated character.

6 days ago 3 0 1 0
Panel 1 - Jellico: Y'know Lemec... Orion's Belt is a big waist of space.
Panel 2 - Lemec: Terrible joke. Only three stars.
Panel 3 - Jellico <son of a bitch>
Panel 4 - End credits

Panel 1 - Jellico: Y'know Lemec... Orion's Belt is a big waist of space. Panel 2 - Lemec: Terrible joke. Only three stars. Panel 3 - Jellico <son of a bitch> Panel 4 - End credits

Back in the early days of #StarTrek #JellicoTrek, I'd let Gul Lemec get in a win of Edward. Mostly because the reaction in panel 3 was too delicious to waste.

I might have to start that up again. Until then, enjoy this classic installment

6 days ago 66 12 2 2

It's grotesque.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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Everyone's the right to be a sucker once.

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

I wouldn't have brought Brak into this unless I planned to make him canon.

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That means a lot coming from you.

1 week ago 10 0 0 0

You spelled amazing wrong.

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Panel 1 - Worf: Captain, you have an incoming transmission. Jellico: Thank you, Mr. Worf. I'll take it in my Ready Room.
Panel 2 - <A transmission comes in from a oddly familar source>
Panel 3 - Brak: Hey, buddy. What kind of musical instrument would you find in a bathroom?
Panel 4 - Jellico: I have no idea whatsoever.
Panel 5 - Brak: A tuba toothpaste!
Panel 6 - Brak: ALL HAIL BRAK!

Panel 1 - Worf: Captain, you have an incoming transmission. Jellico: Thank you, Mr. Worf. I'll take it in my Ready Room. Panel 2 - <A transmission comes in from a oddly familar source> Panel 3 - Brak: Hey, buddy. What kind of musical instrument would you find in a bathroom? Panel 4 - Jellico: I have no idea whatsoever. Panel 5 - Brak: A tuba toothpaste! Panel 6 - Brak: ALL HAIL BRAK!

Oh my goodness. I just found a lost episode of Star Trek: Jellico! It got saved to a work drive folder, and was thought to be lost to time.

Until now.

#StarTrek #JerllicoTrek @amerrill2.bsky.social

1 week ago 181 43 5 2
Panel 1 - Pulaski: Captain, I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Panel 2 - Picard: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Panel 3 - Pulaski: The computer has your test results. It says you have 24 hours to live.
Panel 4 - Picard: And the very bad news?
Panel 5 - Pulaski: I meant to tell you yesterday.

Panel 1 - Pulaski: Captain, I have some bad news and some very bad news. Panel 2 - Picard: Well, might as well give me the bad news first. Panel 3 - Pulaski: The computer has your test results. It says you have 24 hours to live. Panel 4 - Picard: And the very bad news? Panel 5 - Pulaski: I meant to tell you yesterday.

Oof! #StarTrek #STPulaski

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TMP is a glorious masterpiece of cinema. Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Dismissed.

1 week ago 6 0 0 0
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Panel 1 - Data: How do you make a nickname longer?
Panel 2 - <thinking>
Panel 3 - Jellico: Turn it into a nicholasname.
Panel 4 <end credits>

Panel 1 - Data: How do you make a nickname longer? Panel 2 - <thinking> Panel 3 - Jellico: Turn it into a nicholasname. Panel 4 <end credits>

Play us out, Jonny! #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

1 week ago 50 7 1 0
Panel 1 - <Enterprise warping along>
Panel 2 - Jellico: Jean-Luc, I was surprised you kept a fish in your ready room.
Panel 3 - Picard: Oh, that's because of it's calming effects...
Panel 4 - Picard: Due to the indoor fins.

Panel 1 - <Enterprise warping along> Panel 2 - Jellico: Jean-Luc, I was surprised you kept a fish in your ready room. Panel 3 - Picard: Oh, that's because of it's calming effects... Panel 4 - Picard: Due to the indoor fins.

Jean-Luc came by to visit his old stomping grounds. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

1 week ago 57 11 2 0
Panel 1 - <open a channel>
Panel 2 - Janeway: Captain Jellico, what have I told you about violating the temporal prime directive?
Panel 3 - Jellico: That no one does it better than you? Anyway, what do you call sad coffee?
Panel 4 - Janeway: I don't know, that sludge Neelix tried to serve me?
Panel 5 - Jellico: Depresso
Panel 6 - <end communications>

Panel 1 - <open a channel> Panel 2 - Janeway: Captain Jellico, what have I told you about violating the temporal prime directive? Panel 3 - Jellico: That no one does it better than you? Anyway, what do you call sad coffee? Panel 4 - Janeway: I don't know, that sludge Neelix tried to serve me? Panel 5 - Jellico: Depresso Panel 6 - <end communications>

There is a whole division of Temporal Investigations dedicated to Janeway. #StarTrek #JellicoTrek

1 week ago 66 7 3 0

I just realized, I've been doing this whole Jellico schtick now for almost 8 years! How did that happen?

It really blows my mind.

1 week ago 89 2 9 0
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That's fair. But The Man From UNCLE is the only tv show where you can see Colonel Klink call Spock a fool, and then see Spock take a briefcase full of money from Captain Kirk. And only S1 was in black and white.

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