Water, darkness, and corners around which danger lurks

Putting my grandkid to bed, after the light being off for a few minutes: "Grandpa why can I see now?"

"Well did you know your eyes have different kinds of" ... (pause for a second while I wonder how to explain cells in 3.5 year old) ...

"Grandpa, I think my eyes adjusted"

"Uh, yes"

Uggggh

This is so perfect

"The bear should be very careful when discussing matters of where it has defecated" - JD Vance, probably

You may have just coined the @merriam-webster.com word of 2026

Okay okay JD, you have proven unequivocally and forever that it's possible to mansplain a man.

Yeah sorry the wisdom of the crowd has nothing for you @lordhosk.bsky.social - as you noted it's just an unfortunate trend. I misread it as bad luck and maybe knowing the right place to ask could help but appears not

Big oof

Local research committee engaged - please stand by

How did your bike enrich your life, fix your finances, or change your family's daily routine?

​A Stanford study showed stories are 22x more memorable than facts. If we want to get people out of cars, throwing emissions stats at them won't cut it.

Humans need stories. Tell me yours. 👇

Season 5 is better than 4

Naming it city of guilds maybe?

Just wait until Pharmasave starts giving you a seniors discount at 55

Lol a friend of mine met Darby Mills in person and ended up she added him on Facebook and they have stayed in touch, according to him she's great and sweet *shrug* but her voice is definitely bitchin' as we would say back in the day

They are SOOOOO good !

Actually Headpins is too similar to Triumph arguably, I really should have posted a NoMeansNo album

Post four records that represent the diversity of your taste - #Canadian version

Post 4 records that represent the diversity of your taste

Wow @bmkibler.bsky.social you finally made it 😀

Either that or you've now had enough birthdays to not remember having this realization before 😉

The instructions said these takes were supposed to be bad and irrelevant not good and relevant

The Vancouver mulligan was introduced too late and replaced too soon

This is going directly into my facebook messenger group chat of mostly memes but also hilarious posts about current events that have existed since the early days of needing humour as a coping mechanism for the pandemic (and then everything since)

Yes absolutely

Not really a fair comparison though because South Korea is a functioning democracy

Why are people playing chess while running?

This is why bluesky needs a laugh react

I mean give that a toddler throwing tantrums is in charge of national security it tracks that not giving him all the toys he wants is indeed a national security risk

Words I write in my journal "serve functions similar to human emotions" for me, when I read them. This in no way means that paper or the journal as a whole "has" emotions. One hint as to why relates to the fact that it physiologically has no mechanism to experience anything.