half sword mod that makes the characters make whooshing noises with their mouths

haters surprised

Let's fucking go

mood

Forcing My Boss to Become Emo

(TF2 Announcer voice)

Teams have been scrambled

突然想起来了

I'm putting your rear in gear

I invented professionalism

mandela effect moment: 1000-level cs classes mentioning search functions

mandela effect moment: boolean logic in general

I should be able to slip through a demon gate to my favorite swamps and ravines back home without anyone knowing I've come and gone

give me complete control and you'll be fine

Every time I think I'm getting too evil, heaven tells me in a clear voice that I'm not evil enough yet

there are no customary restrictions on the killing of jesters by other jesters

computer

my family's ancient traditional slopmaking business down the drain in an instant

oomfie wakf required

all cantopop classics were written from an essentially snakeroot hacker state of mind

saito from gits is transmasc

(life-threateningly posh eton accent) homosexuals

siu seng gang mai yan

na soeng ngaan dong yan

hei fun lei

农历上没有那个

牛

severing the burger's spinal cord, killing it instantly

This is so true