It was a WNBA Playoff game, not degenerate at all, and it won!

oh you’re requesting a read receipt?

grow up

Wait is that a sitdown Outrun Arcade1up? 👀

California Love - 2Pac and Dre

Not the most important thing going on right now but I think they should make it so in every Formula 1 race one of the drivers is racing in a normal car so all the other cars seem even faster by comparison

Hey @jp10mtn.bsky.social Id like to redeem this for one ticket to the NFC Championship. Let me know if you can pick me up from the airport!

me: hey boss how should we advertise our tire business

mr goodyear: we should rate restaurants

me: michelin already did that

mr goodyear: ok then blimp

We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family

If I was a teen who lost access to tiktok I would simply learn to appreciate the professionalism and higher production values of linear broadcast television

SUBLIME GUY: I just failed my Santeria class
ME: did you practice?
SUBLIME GUY: *hangs head*

to all of you making rude posts about the death of anita bryant all i can say is carry on

Vector TD!

(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer

to the tune of boyz n the hood

🎵 woke up quick
at about noon
realized that i had to skeet some nonsense soon 🎵

(experiencing misery caused by socioeconomic injustice) This is terrible! I must work hard so that someday perhaps I can be on the causing side

"New Year" is pretty optimistic framing. Should just be called Next Year. Happy next year

ME: *realizes both the book and movie Fight Club broke the first rule of Fight Club* I need to tell someone about this
SNIPER ON ROOF ACROSS FROM MY APARTMENT: am I cleared to take the shot

Hey I post random things for weird people on a variety of topics!

I had one of these, which were supposed to be early 90’s Williams vs Ferrari. I didn’t know what F1 even was until years later 🙃

A poster of Home Alone 2 with a drawing of a burglar looking in a mirror and seeing that his head is on fire.

New episode of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social is Home Alone 2 starring da big apple @ladybroseph.bsky.social and the green goo @murrman5.bsky.social

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Blue checkmark guys: pro job. Man is a ghost. He’s the wind and we are simply a flapping flag.
Guy named Luigi: I would like a quarter pounder. here is my identification.

#Ashes23 #ENGvsAUS #Cricket
Australia Live +850 0.1u

Well England have done their job and the Aussies look hopeless. But it’s too early for this high price. If England’s price gets any better than the -140 it is now I’ll add to that.
Previously:
England +175 0.5u

#Ashes23 #ENGvsAUS #Cricket
England Live +175 0.5u

Aussies already down 7 wickets, if England can contain the tail, possibly bowl them out this afternoon, they can certainly score 300+ tomorrow.

#MajorLeagueCricket #MLC #Cricket