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We aren’t really car people but truck people

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I said a boom chicka boom

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I was rage-yapping to my husband talking about the Sweeney fat discourse on Twitter and saying that literally every man I know has a big fat belly and he stopped holding the frying pan and was like 👨‍🍳“so do you want fried potatoes or?”
And yes god dammit I do want potatoes

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My natural hair is light strawberry so I’ll just use a color remover then no need to bleach but red always bleeds

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Currently doing good 🥰

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Thank you I feel the same 😭

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😂😂

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I agree 😂🥰

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I love him

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Very distinguished

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😂🥰

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Yes but I don’t anymore because it’s frustrating as fuck 😂 so we buy the cool shaped kits and glue them together with melted sugar

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Like this? Should I do this again for Christmas? 🎄

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When I don’t have white bedding and night sweats 😂😂❤️❤️❤️

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Hi hi and me too haha I just had to keep it

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Something about the house being decorated for Christmas makes it 86% more likely I will keep the house clean 🎄

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Thank you for posting them 💜💜💜

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I will follow you all back eventually just a bit overwhelmed ❄️🩵

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What’s your favorite Christmas tradition? Mine is making gingerbread houses✨

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My guy

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Happy thanksgiving eve 🤎

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My whole life at my dad’s house I have run up the stairs on all fours like a dog except this time I forgot my husband was there to witness it and he was like wtf was that 😂😂

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🙏💜

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Yay hi! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Hi 😍😍😍 so glad you found me

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Me too!! 💜

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Me too 😍😍😍

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