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Posts by Matt Evenden

A bouquet of flowers. Yellow tulips, red roses, blue hydrangea and pink peonies. I think.

A bouquet of flowers. Yellow tulips, red roses, blue hydrangea and pink peonies. I think.

I treated myself to some flowers yesterday and their scent takes me back to my grandparent's garden. And they look beautiful, so I had to share.

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If Liz Kendall wants me to embrace AI, she can fix what’s wrong with it and stop talking about it as if a trillion dollar surveillance/kill-list engine sucking down as much energy as a new industrialised country and appropriating billions of pounds‘ worth of labour is a lost kitten.

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It's okay, I've put 5p in the meter.

#bluesky #outage

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Clue is in the name 😂

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I watch my blu-rays every year.

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The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

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I've pushed 888.

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Your grandpa needs to mute this thread. For the love of god, how do I mute this thread?

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housing is more expensive now, but also a lot safer. this kind of home was considered cream of the crop in the 1980s

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I didn't even know it went up to 6. I thought 4 was the strongest.

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Amazon are partnering with Comic Relief to sell their red noses. Last year Comic Relief raised £34 million which is how much Jeff Bezos makes in six hours. Dig deep everyone.

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Oh this short thread is worth a minute of your day.

(It won't be a terribly cheerful minute though, but illuminating and surreal)

I went through a year or two in my early teens where I was a massive fan of Giles and nabbed his books whenever I saw them. Just phenomenal cartooning.

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We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.

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I wondered that.

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I use Square on my phone and it's easy to set up and use. For any card processing app you'll need an internet connection, which might not always be available, so worth checking with the venue now.

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I've used Future Network a lot recently and all good.

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Sorry to miss you Dan. You and your friends always have the best time. Cherish these times, they're special. X

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The Gorton and Denton result is fantastic for several reasons, but easily the funniest one is that the Tories got so few votes that they LOST THEIR DEPOSIT.

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Andrew Mountbatten Windsor in the back seat of the Meldrew's car.

Andrew Mountbatten Windsor in the back seat of the Meldrew's car.

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This was number one on my 18th birthday and I had it played multiple times at my party. 😂

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Same 😀

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The only countries in Europe that don't have functioning Legal Gender Recognition are Russia, Hungary, Bulgaria and the UK.
Well done Labour - the most transphobic government since Thatcher.

There's a reason Labour have been banned from every major LGBTQ+ Pride in the country

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Wow.

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I posted a letter first class (£1.70!) to a town 8 miles away. It took 3 weeks to arrive. THREE WEEKS.

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Zack Polanski on how Keir Starmer could have changed the April 2025 UK Supreme Court ruling to protect trans rights (EXCLUSIVE) Zack Polanski revealed how Keir Starmer could have acted to protect trans rights after April 2025 UK Supreme Court ruling.

It’s the Government’s duty to protect all communities - including trans people.

They’re failing to do that.

Trans people deserve safety and dignity.

www.attitude.co.uk/news/zack-po...

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Exactly the same here. But Southern Water.

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I got it cheap because the walk's not quite right.

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This made me ugly cry 😭

I will never claim that he was perfect…every president in my lifetime has pissed me off for one reason or another.
But…dammit, I’m so tired of the constant feeling of uneasiness and uncertainty 😔

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