It's because they realize they can play the "the other guy is worse" card and make empty promises that "next time, no really, we mean it!", we'll get a good candidate.
They don't understand that after several election cycles of hearing those empty promises, folks will simply stop believing them.
Me, 7 years old: *staring at the giant wall-sized street map in the real estate office*
Me, 50 years later: *spends HOURS scrolling through random places on Google Maps*
* if I stumble across an abandoned railroad line, you will have to drag me away because I will want to know everything about it
reminder
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Random thought this morning:
It's very interesting how folks will complain about people [not voting/voting third party] instead of figuring out how to earn those votes.
When the two major parties suck, that's not a problem on the voters' end.
Just blowing up a 72" balloon instantly with one huge breath. I wish that was me.
*FWOOSH* 💥
Thinking of Big Bad Wolf doing blow-to-pop videos on YouTube. 😍
a brown and cream ferret with a large nose ring piercing
a canine laid on their front looking at the viewer with their feet in the air behind them, looking mischevious
sylvester the cat, a black and white cat with their congue poking out and hand flopped, with the text "homothexual" and an arrow pointed at him
a fennec fox waving at the viewer, they are wearing glasses and have thigh-high socks on
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Yo, don't besmirch the good name of unicorns by associating them with things that don't actually exist like Moderate Republicans. -:/
I think the problem is the Democrats' selling point is "Not as much broken glass in our Barrel of Shit!" instead of raising the bar by at least _trying_ to offer a unicorn, even if it isn't a sexy one.
Something to break out of the Lesser Evil death spiral and win back the 25% that don't want shit.
Jeremy: [squeezes balloon in his claws, pops it]
Jeremy: "You're next."
His primary specialty is flirting and teasing so he will definitely pop balloons as a way to ramp up the tension/suspense. -:)
Hey, wait. What if our choices are Sexy Fucking Unicorn, Big Barrel of Shit, or Big Barrel of Shit with Bits of Glass In It?
Spoiler alert: I'm not responsible for Big Barrel of Shit with Bits of Glass In It winning.
More people should have voted for Sexy Fucking Unicorn.
Vote for me I'm sexy.
"You just want a unicorn!"
Yer damn right I want a unicorn.
Gimme Something Better instead of Lesser Evil. The bar is so low at this point and 25% of registered voters don't vote because the choices are Barrel of Shit and Barrel of Shit With Bits of Glass In It.
Gimme my sexy fucking unicorn.
No, I won't, because the problem is upstream from me.
Also, I'm held responsible for stinker candidates losing even when I do hold my nose and vote for them. Maybe stop foisting stinker loser candidates on people.
I could vote for Mickey Mouse and it wouldn't change the outcome.
They want to win elections, they simply want to do it by eking out a win by a perilous 1% margin by catering to the Empty Bowl Of The Center instead of winning by a landslide victory, because a landslide victory would require them to actually be an opposition party.
Aww.
I'd rather vote for something I want and not get it than vote for something I didn't want and get it.
Obligatory:
"I don't like fascism, BUT---"
---Folks who prefer slow fascism over fast fascism
Lesser evil folks will smugly say shit about how they would rather have slow fascism than fast fascism, and I'm just like... SAY THAT AGAIN, SLOWLY.
In many ways. 😳
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when the furry is able to get inflated
He works at Thorns (the pooltoy furry BDSM club) with Xxedyx.
I have so many devious plans for him. 😈
Share your cutest and/or funniest photos, memes, art, dumb dad joke, whatever... I'm having a bad week and it only just started and I'm sure I'm never alone in this so let's give each other a boost? 🌻🌱🥺
Not my main kink, but personally I like the idea of someone doing it deliberately and on purpose. 😊
An edit of the "Long day factory", where the cat with a tie is edited to say "I hope I don't get flattened and compressed into a cube", and the name of the factory is changed to "flattening and compressing you into a cube factory"
There's a whole genre of kink art that's like
* Edvard Munch