Penguins in 3-0 hole to Flyers, sound off on game-changing melee A scrum that saw all 10 skaters in their respective penalty boxes helped the Flyers to a 5-2 win on Wednesday and drew the ire of the Penguins, who now find themselves in a 3-0 series hole.

“Sid doesn’t embellish.”

This man has spent a decade+ embellishing without consequence and he finally, FINALLY, got called out on it. Admittedly on the stupidest petty high stick from the Flyers, but be serious.

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I have an infection in my ear (but not an ear infection) and it sucksssssssssssssss.

I was too chicken to let them try to drain it on Tuesday and I have regretssssss.

Flyers crush Penguins, 5-2, in Philly's grand welcome back to the playoffs The Flyers are up 3-0 over Pittsburgh. They're good again. They're worth believing in again, and Philadelphia came ready to blow the roof off the place over it.

A few years ago, I went to plant
trees with friends who were helping a local organization with reforestation. I was wearing a Flyers hat. And everyone there was like “gah! The Flyers? They’re really bad!”

Of course? There’s triumph in loyalty, my dudes. www.phillyvoice.com/flyers-pengu...

There are now 6 Flyers in the box 😂😭

Stupid Crysob nonsense.

Both Flyers and Penguins have a whole line each in the penalty box.

Chef’s kiss. Perfection.

We don’t make protest songs like we used to. Good thing all the ones we came up with for 9/11 and the War on Terror are really relevant once again because we’re doing even dumber things.

The Price of Gasoline YouTube video by Bloc Party - Topic

I've been driving a mid-sized car
I never hurt anyone
Is that a fact? Is that a fact?
Is that a fact? Is that a fact?
The price of gas keeps on rising
Nothing comes for free
Make like a stone, make like a plant
Make like a stone, make like a plant

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Shitsburgh Pengwhines doing Shitsburgh Pengwhine things.

Flyers 4eva!

Jenny's Songs DJ Mix (Studio Killers, JENNIE, etc.) [Cheap Shots 006] Do you know how many songs there are about Jenny? So many songs about Jenny! We should probably leave Jenny alone, honestly. But, hey, here are 9 songs dedicated to all the Jenny's in your life. Ask h

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Jenny's Songs DJ Mix (Studio Killers, JENNIE, etc.) [Cheap Shots 006] YouTube video by DJ Slashly

Here's a DJ set full of songs about Jenny. Jenny's songs. Sometimes she'll even let you call her Jennifer. Always, she appears in bops.

Assume Jenny is a manic pixie dream girl.

Anyway, enjoy! I had fun with it, so hopefully you do too.

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I hate to inform all our friends, but he would absolutely prefer to hang out with silkworms all day.

Throwing a party today. Perfect weather. Have lots of stuff to set up in the next 6 hours.

And what is my husband doing to start this day? Foraging for invasive mulberry trees and taking their leaves to feed his new silkworms.

Tried not to turn on my A/C despite historic heat wave. But I saw it’s still going to be 70-something even at like 2am, and I already have a mild headache. So I’ve compromised with myself and turned on the sun room’s minisplit rather than the main central air. At least two rooms will feel cool now.

Not even shared reality. Just straight up reality is no longer in existence.

Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 700% Allbirds announced a deal with American Exchange Group to sell its intellectual property and other assets for $39 million in March.

Of all the things going on, this one is making me completely disassociate and feel we’ve broken completely from any sense of reality. www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/...

Allbirds is becoming an AI company.

Survived. Somehow. Did a funny while trying to update my insurance with my PCP right after the tests, before eating and regaining full body/brain function. Cool.

In a comedy of errors that’s inspiring such confidence in the system, their computers are now frozen~

I’m a big baby about medical stuff and this is not helping.

This appointment was for 23 minutes ago and I’m nowhere near being seen. They have two techs and they also have to do check in???

I’m at a LabCorp for some blood tests and it is a mess and so sad. Ugh. The wait queue is bananas.

I personally think not safe to remain in any personal relationship with anyone who is using LLMs to analyze your relationship, make conclusions about your motives, or determine how to treat you. I think this is beyond red flag—it should be an immediate dealbreaker.

Stu buddy, you’re going to need to give me some voting rights for +$1000 USD of investments in a private company with a history of failure. Extra glorified gambling, no voting rights, AND a history of clowning? Come on. 😂

All players forced to Naruto run per the licensing agreement

Is a big album dropping? You might want to watch the road A study, published in February, has found that over the past several years, traffic fatalities in the United States increased by nearly 15% on the same days as the biggest album releases from artists ...

Traffic fatalities apparently increase by 15% on days when big albums drop because people are trying to navigate streaming services on their phones while driving.

Preorder the albums and download to your phone. The drive for increased “convenience” is killing us. www.spokesman.com/stories/2026...

Today I started crying because I had no energy (and I’ve had no energy for months) and I only stopped crying by practicing a DJ mix. So like, how are you doing?

i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

We'll have one of these someday.

One of these mornings I would like to wake up to news that isn’t insane