Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

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After France, Denmark is moving too: its Digitalisation Ministry plans to phase out Microsoft, switching to Linux and LibreOffice in the coming months. The goal is clear—reduce dependence on a handful of global tech giants and strengthen digital sovereignty.

Good nuts or bad nuts? Hope you’re okay!

A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.

“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”

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Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%

I was going to say the same! 🙂

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened.

Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah.

(h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

☹️ Take care.

Unimprovable headline

From the latest Private Eye, out now.

Fishfinger Man would work to the tune of They Might Be Giants’ Particle Man. Just sayin’.

❤️ Brava! (Her and you.) A labour of love!

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This is our moment, we're on the cusp of a BIG win for pedestrians in England We know pavement parking is not only an irritation for many, but outrightly dangerous to wheelchair users, visually impaired people and parents walking their children to school. Write to your MP toda...

#PavementParking endangers wheelchair users, the visually impaired, and families. Tell your MP: we need pavements for pedestrians, not parking.

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Family from Devon reunited with daughter's 55-year-old book Nicola Lomax says she was drawn in by the book's cover and wanted to find its original owner.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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"A robot ran faster than a human" like, fukken, yeah. Speedboats swim quicker than people. Helicopters jump better. My milk frother makes better hot chocolate than I do with my bare hands. That's not an *accomplishment*. That's the function of a tool.

Everything Will Swallow You, with an owl bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a Green Man bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a chicken bookmark.

THREAD. Today I'm giving away 3 signed hardbacks of my latest book, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo.

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You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time

All shares much-appreciated.

Simon 0/10?

Get well soon!

Lovely! Hope you are feeling better today?

Rachel Reeves warns other budgets may be cut to lift defence spending Chancellor says she is ‘working through a range of options’ to boost the armed forces but does not want to put up taxes

Rachel Reeves warns other budgets may be cut to lift defence spending.

Hitting the old, sick, disabled, public services doesn't produce a resilient society. How many will die?

Govt created £895bn QE to rescue banks, why not the same to rebuild society?

2010-2025: HMRC didn't collect £500bn tax.

Spooky coincidence: was thinking about these earlier/wanting to make them! ❤️
Thanks for giving your recipes in grams.

Despite our best efforts, multiple crises in the arts and charitable sector, and the ongoing patriarchal stance on inclusiveness mean that the Vagina Museum continues to struggle. We are having to have serious conversations about our long-term future. And now, more than ever, we need your help...

(Not time for an Annie Lennox joke- Ed)

Oh no!

Beautiful! ❤️

What a lovely blanket! ❤️

I think Bluesky was down earlier. Seems to be better now?

Probably AI?