The best Elbow song is the one you're listening to right now, the second best one is the one that was on before it

(I thought we weren't allowed to...)

In the end, I got an A- and you know what? I think that's MORE than okay

"I can remove one mental block per day with Jesus's help"

it's lesbian week... help madiha become more visible to lesbians. by telling them that i write stories about lesbians.

talented celebrity who gets isekai'd and is a total useless loser that nobody likes in the new world

Hmph. Unfortunately for you, I received the curse stone of the Space Jammer. Your fate was sealed from the moment you quote-tweeted some idiot to dunk on them. I could've activated the curse at any point, I was only waiting to see if you had anything to offer, but clearly... [presses LT]

Look! Lelouch Vi Britannia and Frodo Baggins are having a conversation about three-two cousins and now they're becoming good friends!

I've spent exactly €0 on Tomodachi Life because as far as I can tell, it's a game about writing incredibly basic fanfic and I can already do that for free

If you have mayonnaise, you can basically do anything

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ノドガカラカラデス
タイヘンナンデス
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[Tidus coming to off the coast of Besaid Island for the first time voice] BLITZBALL!

Yussss! Come on!

Gwan Connacht!

This has never once occurred to Wakka, but Tidus definitely would've blurted out an inappropriate question about it at some point

LRT I'd never considered Lulu like that but actually she's kinda suspect, huh

have you ever wanted your dead boyfriend's brother to impregnate you so that you could raise your true lover's nephew?

terrible news for my haters

If this isn't the best rice I've ever cooked, I'm gonna jump into the river

You all keep talking about "moonchild" and in my head it keeps bouncing between Cibo Matto and RM, and I know that neither of those is the correct one

I put Somewhere Near Marseilles (Utada Hikaru) on loop on the plane while I tried to sleep. Dunno if it helped much, but I'm pretty sure I could listen to that song on loop for 24 hours and still love it.

Why You Should Be Concerned About Hobbits

Maybe it says something about me that when I haven't slept, my brain defaults to lord of the rings

The Age of Man is Over and Here's 10,000 Reasons Why That's Okay, Actually

by S. Aruman

Apparently, some joker leaked the Titanium Court release date‼️

Don't be alarmed, we have our top maintenance worker on the case. In the meantime, please avoid the leak and avert your eyes ⚠️

🏰 bit.ly/TC-Steam

🏰 Upon reading this cryptic message, you can’t help but think that this is a thinly-veiled attempt at teasing an upcoming announcement. Perhaps as soon as tomorrow... 👑

Pretty fucked to put "shorts" in here but not Karen's speech or this iconic Nessa line

who up akaneing ther banashi?

Fuck Dir En GrAI

I'm not doing the games one or the anime one, pretend I put space bros and ff8 across all them idc