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Posts by Occam’s Razor Burn

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While it told me that it couldn’t figure out the shoes, it witheringly corrected me that in Low, it was T Pain that handles the hook. Flo-Rida only does the verses.

This what ai is for. Behold the future.

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Thank you, I did what I could. But the true triumph was yours

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Xakwari.

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Ooof- her subjective experience must be wild. I read some of the very unwise things she said in freaking writing over the years. There’s so much to unpack there, absolutely none of which is worth unpacking

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I hope I forget again.

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I just found out Woody Allen isn’t dead. What the hell.

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Clearly living his truth. 10/10. No notes

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I’m so sorry my sunset rose. You deserve better.

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Two things can be true.

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Look, in my defense I am a degenerate and a harlot.

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It was a moral imperative.

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I’ve been working on that myself. It’s a slow journey.

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I am 1) hurt 2) too small to be a mat enforcer

They’re big scary dudes who keep people from using force or experience to hurt or humiliate other students. The vibe is “Oh you want to bother her, okay, now I’m going to bother you”

If I could’ve been the mat enforcer I wouldn’t be in this mess.

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He’s lucky to have you.

Forgive the mandatory Britney Spears reference.

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Your dog’s cool af, but also you’re smart making sure he doesn’t get arrested.

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I take MMA down the road a few towns and they’re nothing like this. But here, if my prefrontal cortex isn’t locked in on their reactivity level 100% they will absolutely fuck me up.

It’s never the really strong guys. And it’s never the really skilled guys. It’s always some poser with daddy issues.

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This keeps coming back to mind and giving me joy.

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Everyone involved has signed a waiver.

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That. Is. Brilliant.

Hahahahahahsha- the way I fucking cackled.

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Not if they’re crazy enough- there are absolutely people who would do it for free

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So if anyone in the greater Bridgeport statistical area fits that bill, pls DM me.

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Not gonna work- everyone there has their actual gun like 30 feet away for easy retrieval. I need like a 200 lb D1 wrestler with aggression problems whose looking for a reason

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Hard agree. Booooooo

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My bjj gym needs a mat enforcer

Signed,
the smallest person there who gets treated like her ability to operate at any level at any point in the roll is an affront to god and man

In other news, I may have had my other ACL blown out by an egocentric brown belt

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Bro, you ghosted me three years ago. Unless the is your 12 step apology or you’ve found your lord and savior, don’t text me.

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A dude on tinder just said I was cool because he likes tough girls and that’s an immediate block.

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You sound grim.

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I went blonde, got back on tinder, and chose violence

So that’s happening

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Y’all- am I about to go buy boots? Full disclosure there is a new Boot Barn location and I also have a broken toe.

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Same, girl. Same.

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