If I had moved in the same social circles as Fonzi, I would have thought "that guy tries too hard, he's kinda cringe".

We could have bought every unhoused veteran in the USA a 500K house and had 7 billion dollars left over.

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24 Billion down the drain so far, this is just the money out of pocket to pay for fuel.

Half the reason men act like she thinks is the fear of someone thinking they're weird for being gentle.

First big Democrat to declare war on this piece of shit court gets my hearty endorsement

Everyone needs to change their profile picture to Jalen Brunson and then trash Dolan.

Medical researchers say that cancer is typically caused by a complex combination of factors. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats says it's mostly caused by the radiation from offshore windmill farms. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Does DoorDash also have "no opinion" on men playing in women's sports?

Disgusting.

This is why mass pardoning people for politics is never a good idea.

Does season 2 of The Studio start up soon?

Seems like that guy is trying to keep his hands in his pockets, the international symbol of "only offer a handshake if you want to create an embarrassing situation"

But we can still send him and Hegseth to the Hague for crimes against humanity, right?

This guy thinks the South has running water.

Is the training for good or evil? Waymos are still trying to kill the kids getting off and on of buses.

They weren't close to having any nuclear weapons.

There are 7 billion unique mental illnesses and the DSM needs updating.

Was Melania involved in recruiting one of the girls that got murdered or somethiing?

That's not very specific. I hope its not his wiener.

Maybe the meeting will be with someone that is kind of nose-blind? Got Covid 5 times or something?

Saw a story about a private equity firm buying a smaller private equity firm. How are they going to shitify that?

oh, so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese

Iran is probably giving him a kick back

Probably just found that his adopted sister, that he's secretly in love with, just got married.

But his extraordinarily brave take is bound to offend so many people?

They say that crime doesn't pay, but then, neither does working for minimum wage.

As Dylan said, "when you ain't got nothing, you've got nothing to lose"

It's already synced with your phone. Expect the police to come to your door just when the bank thinks things are going too well for you.

Saw it earlier, and yes, it is offensive, kind of makes you angry when it's on.

Why would you name your kid Blaise if Blaze is right there?

Meanwhile every sign is about Palestine, and protester synagogues hold seminars to sell land stolen from murdered Palestinians. You're a lying racist.