America's current free speech rating: ⭐⭐⭐❌❌

A screencap of google streetview with me walking down the street like a boring normie

Protip: Have something funny in mind to do BEFORE you randomly walk by a google streetview car

No no guys, what we need to do is keep creating billionaires until one of them becomes Batman or Iron Man so they can save us from ourselves

The kids stories have foretold it, it has to be true

Did you ever notice that the same people who want monoculture lawns also want monoculture…culture?

It’s almost like they’re all control freaks with no imagination

Whether something is “political” or not is super irrelevant

EVERYTHING is political which means NOTHING is political which is why shitturds love the word so much because they can make it mean whatever they want without any accountability

ACAB includes congress

They won't stop oppressing you? Have you tried asking politely?

It should be illegal to require customer service employees to smile. It’s literally emotional abuse

My least favorite thing about capitalism is that it forces me to choose between my values and making enough money to survive capitalism

"I think the task right now is to de-escalate, to not step into the trap that is being laid"

This is the way

Never before have two stanzas summarized everything wrong with the world so perfectly

Patriarchy can't survive without incessant gaslighting

Capitalism is not about creating innovative solutions to existing problems and bringing them to market. Capitalism is about number-go-up at any cost

This is why so many companies are out to create problems that they conveniently are positioned to solve. See: anything targeted toward women

They’re not sending their best

$10 says they already have designs ready to put his stupid face on our money when he dies

I’m working on a theory that privacy was invented by the patriarchy to abuse women without the community finding out and then shaming the victim for being abused so they don’t snitch

Calling people cringe is just the younger generation's way of shaming people for not falling in line and conforming

I'm working on a thing now that argues, in part, that the simulation has gotten so thick and powers-that-be are holding on so tight that it has solidified and will soon be brittle enough that a couple hammer taps in the right places will shatter the whole illusion

NGL reading and watching trains from my bed is friggin dope

I don’t trust any article about a “study” that does not provide a link to that study

If what you're saying is we can't have nice things until we dismantle the patriarchy, I'm right there with ya

The US having a bill of rights but no bill of responsibilities is extremely libertarian of us

Just realized how much the title of this article (and my conclusion) are a little too "try harder not to get raped"

Updated Conclusion: Men: Listen to women and let them be

I always "knew" the reason women have 80% of chronic illnesses was a lot more than biological. Just learned there's data to back it up

Conclusion: Don't listen to what men tell you to be

time.com/6319549/sile...

Just thinking how incredibly white-supremacist Ancient Aliens was

The premise was basically “I’m white and live in modern times and I don’t know how to build a rock wall that well, so there’s no way a brown person from 2000 years ago could figure it out. Must’ve been aliens”

I wish the word "safety" still meant something

I am pro-innovation, both for the innovations themselves as well as the unknowable web of innovations that might spawn from the first

On the other hand, the incentive structures of late-stage capitalism that these particular innovators are operating under makes me extremely skeptical of their goals

Imagine being so offended by seeing people who haven't invested their ego into shiny metal boxes that you bribe an elected official so you don't have to see more of them

If capitalism really was a meritocracy, social mobility would be extremely common

Unlike now where it is effectively nonexistent

Patriarchy is complaining about hearing kids play outside but being ok with incessant traffic noise