I didn’t get blocked by the AI doofus. Some other pro-AI account added me to a blocklist long ago but I wanna be on the A-list of AI haters

If you are a streaming platform it is not too late to secure the rights to feature the 1996 film Michael and confuse a bunch of people looking for a new release

This Sixers win is actually good for me and Fraudembiid nation. He will come back and they will not win any and I can put that in the dossier.

Man even Kelly Oubre is looking good. That’s dispiriting

I think the Celtics should try to make the 3s that they are going to make. But the ones that they will miss… I’d take a different shot

We have to understand this presidency as a neoconfederate movement and needs to be addressed by a neo Sherman

I can’t think of anything more quintessentially Democrat than being asked a question about a genocide and using the phrase “Never again” but about having standards. Just make the guy the nominee now.

Sometimes when I feel people are too high on Queen I remind them of the worst musician apology of all time, Queen after playing Sun City

Not surprised to see the modern numbers totally underwater on account of the Highly Visible Evil Deeds, but interesting to see that even in 2022 they did not have the overwhelming majority they pretended to.

Big magnet

They’ll beat Toronto they could beat Detroit. I don’t think they’d beat the Celtics but the Knicks could beat the Celtics and then just hand the conference to Cleveland

I am actually legitimately interested in what the Cavs do this playoffs

I don’t think it’s bad to spend time in the airport but transit supporters have long criticized the way people don’t think about that time in their calculations. A short flight like BOS-JFK probably shouldn’t exist but it seems such a time saver compared to a train if you don’t count that 2 hours.

I know this isn’t the main concern but no good family conversation has ever occurred around the consumption of jarred sauce

[angriest Boston guy voice of all time] Santeriahh

I don’t think you get to do the “I showed you” thing if nobody else is giving you a chance to actually wrestle on TV. Tony Khan didn’t cut you loose because he thought you could never win a slapping contest.

Thank you!

How does iPhone still not have a function for “turn my weekday alarm off tomorrow but make sure it’s back on for Tuesday”?? Or does it have that and I’ve never found it

Putting all the top seeds vs play ins on one day was such a goof up by the NBA. My kingdom for a 3 vs 6 matchup right now

All of my NBA playoff references are a decade old. I’m still trying to figure out how the Andersons got tickets to the game

I don’t know how you can read this and think liberalism can save you. These are not fringe cases they are some of the most powerful people in the country. Your elected officials could not prevent this evil from being birthed they sure won’t regulate it away.

Rhodes and Orton could wrestle on the roof of my building and I'd still opt to read the reactions on bluesky rather than go up a floor.

Oh wow so a Randy Orton vs Cody Rhodes match wasn't very good. Wow. I can't believe it. They're usually so captivating.

KAT wearing an armband with his own number on it is so funny. Like he’s playing in tribute to himself. Like he’s the one who died

I am vaguely aware of what Intel does but I am way more familiar with their little jingle noise from commercials during football.

Is there an obvious reason France stopped being a wrestling powerhouse?

Obviously this is just ridiculous and the type of thing that WWE does, but I can’t help but think ESPN put this on themselves a bit. They’ve made it clear with their tv programming that Pat McAfee matters much more than any reporter. Well WWE got McAfee, why shouldn’t they assume they’ve done enough

Love you Blake Griffin but I’m gonna see a commercial where you order that 100 more times and I must make a stand against it

Ordering “All Flats” for your wings is the exact type of behavior that must be exorcised from the American soul. Of course they are the better ones. But they are part of a pair. These are not arbitrary nugget shapes. They came from somewhere. You’re asking to double the number of dead birds.