Lubricated for what?!

I just pasted that at the Mets fan on my team like 10m ago. I don't think he is a beachboys fan.

This is a good 50% of my job. Unwinding the spaghetti code spread across decades of shifting responsibilities, requirements and a constant disregard for tech debt.

God I hope Wemby's knees, or back, or ankles don't explode.

This is A+++ content. Would subscribe again.

2 day weekends are a travesty. Why am I looking at all this crap again already?

I wore this to an event with a surprise gramma in attendance. I covered “works b” up with a piece of tape so it said “Science, it itches”

If you see this. Quote with a picture of you in glasses.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Osti. Not believing we’re in line for a pup cup

Resigned to the horrors. Osti sitting in the back of the car. Me, unkempt trying to get a shot.

Not our worst pics.

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

I don’t have a best pic of Osti yet.

Happy birthday!🎊🎉🎁🎂

There are sooooo many of these choads in tech.

This is exactly why I haven’t yet. And I had had shingles. I know the horror, but… <whine>”my weekend!”

In “data viz” there’s this concept of Small Multiples, where you show a ton of tiny graphs or charts or maps showing similar / related data. When they’re done well they feel like a little collection of shiny nuggets.

if you’re sad just remember in joe many different ways you can eat potatoes

Ideal relationship dynamic

ChatGPT tells me this is funny because it’s true.

Lunch naps are a benefit that’s much easier to take advantage of when working from home.

We had an offsite thing lined up… turns out our old girl does not play well with others. So she gets another 24+ hours of this.

Ahh yes. My dog is trembling in terror despite a full dose of trazadone, because airplanes of war keep buzzing the neighborhood and rattling the windows.

Can’t wait for hours of fireworks tomorrow and in 2 weeks a bunch of overbred pets to run in a circle for a couple minutes.

Yep. Every story of every celebrity with a following needs to include whether they ever pushed NFTs. Or MLMs or Reverse Mortgages.

I Drink Your Milkshake!
Lewis 7:151

The Lorehold in me wants to show you how that won't matter to the hordes of astrology lovers throughout history.

I want to make this my email signature

He came to my wedding (reception). We traveled several times. When we went public, I texted him just before they rang the bell.

He has kids, a wife, a vacation home, money. He worked VERY hard, for a long time, I don't begrudge him his victory over capitalism. But I am JEALOUS.

75% of the people I work with daily these days have no relationship with him at all. We're a huge company now. Roles change.

But damn, that's a lot of memories.

Prior to this job, I never lasted more than 3 years at a place. Chris was a huge reason why I've lasted 20 here.

My boss of 20 years announced he's leaving. I've been a direct report, and 5 layers below him in that time. He used to jokingly fire me every time I gave him crap in our all-hands meetings once a week/month, when we fit in a room.. in a single office.

This is like a playlist of the best versions of a bunch of Halo singles I never kept up with

quietly saying "no."