logging back into bsky because this direct to video movie that started as a goodtimes production and somehow ended up CGI’d and in the hands of harvey weinstein takes up an inordinate amount of space in my brain and i need @phelous.bsky.social to get to the bottom of it.
taissa farmiga as gladys russell in season 3 of hbo’s hit prestige television series “the gilded age”
finally a gladys russell update
i just think dog man looks like fun
don’t forget to take snoopy out of the vestibule
my crops* need watering**
*fanfiction
**comments
Everyone In Family Claims To Be The Black Sheep -The Onion
Everyone In Family Claims To Be The Black Sheep
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what if i just posted my fanfic on main here. feels like the kind of space where that would be okay.
Disney’s Snow White is shown as a little girl with her father. Her father is tall dark and handsome. And he has a streak of grey in his hair.
Disney’s Snow White is shown as a little girl with her father. Her father is tall dark and handsome. And he has a streak of grey in his hair.
Disney’s Snow White is shown as a little girl with her father. Her father is tall dark and handsome. And he has a streak of grey in his hair.
look i just need to draw your attention to the fact that disney has done a snow white’s dad face reveal and he’s kind of doing it for me
A Conclave Icee machine showing 'Lithgow Lime', 'Papal Pink' and 'Rossellini Raz' flavours
every film has a marketing collab these days smh
in anastasia (1997) they rhyme “kroputkin” with “buttkin”
i was an annoying little broadway purist kid who was mad that shrek the musical was taking over rent’s space in the nederlander but the joke is really on me because shrek the musical is good
no one:
me: still i KNOW he’ll APPEAR, because there are RULES and there are STRICTURES.
gonna be doing some classic old fashioned posting on here. you thought i wasn’t going to update my ranking of hot disney dads?
it’s also important for me to add that i was ten years old
Dewey the black cat is under the bedsheets.
cozey
an important part of my mythology is when ben moody quit evanescence i coped by writing fanfiction where he died and amy lee had to avenge him.
issa knife when you’re finally on top 😮💨
Dewey the fluffy black cat is lying atop a white IKEA KALLAX shelf against a red brick wall. He looks ahead as if surveying his kingdom.
you must understand that he is the boss
A picture of Moo Deng the baby Pygmy hippo with the headline “Moo Deng signs a record deal, releases new song in four languages”
the pop girls have been real quiet since moo deng dropped her multi-lingual smash hit
i hope chris pratt does make a run in politics because then we can ask him about his segment in movie 43
in an effort to combat the absolute shit feeling of the last month i have signed up to donate blood after years of being ineligible (british)
God grant me the serenity to accept I am cooked,
The courage to say fuck it we ball,
And the wisdom to know when we are so back
hedlund, kitsch, eastwood comma scott…
A screenshot from YouTube of a blonde woman in a warmly lit room looking at the camera and speaking softly. Below the video is a comment that reads “does this girl know shes keeping me mentally stable”
i sincerely believe i could have made a good version of madame web
Dewey the black cat is standing in a pink poofy cat bed. He has a wide stance. He is serious.
standing. on Business
donatella GRIMACE 💜
keep honking! i’m too busy listening to thomas newman’s oscar nominated original score to 1994’s little women starring winona ryder!
the arc of the moral universe could be a bit shorter imo
Chris Evans except he has a beard, shaggy hair and round frame glasses. He looks like Josh Groban in Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812.
so alright, alright, i’ve had my time. close my eyes, let the death bells chime. bury me in burgundy, i just don’t care. nothings left, i’ve looked everywhere. is this how i die?