🎯….🎨by Jesse Duquette

Cc: @schumer.senate.gov

Doug Ford, on the first day of March Madness ...

youtu.be/oeDyuSsOQBY?...

Every decent American should be embarrassed and ashamed today.

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I liked the original version of Puttin' On The Ritz

Patrick Swayze - She's Like The Wind (Official HD Video) ft. Wendy Fraser YouTube video by PatrickSwayzeVEVO

Add this one to the list. youtu.be/lU9p1WRfA9w?...

Because um…

I like "Orange Poopsicle"

Dear World,

We’re sorry.

Sincerely,

Sane, Decent Americans

They watch "Casino" to avoid lip-readers. Surprised no one brought suckers...

"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold."

- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Hunter S. Thompson

I'll play some Hüsker Dü for background music

Actually, I was wondering where Grimace has been lately.....

I chalk it up to the old saying "It's not who you know, buy who you 🌬"

These Basketball tournaments that play the JV right before the varsity can pound sand.

Interesting. In my country a Loonie is the next president.

My guess he's saving up for a 🐓💍 to give to Elon

Mum's sugar cookies were much too good today, and the pizza casserole was amazing

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I reached the holy grail once with the big 6-4.

I reacted like Eddie getting some ice cream....

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Word of the day (of course) is ‘scurryfunging’, from US dialect: the frantic attempt to tidy the house just before guests arrive.

Spotted in the bookstore 😂