has it been that long

You have to be sick and twisted… like I am…

You wouldn’t get it, grandpa…

I just wish I could be accepted in the annual grimsby dog terror. Le sigh…

nahhhhh we all have that one monstrous ape friend 🫵😭

nahhhh we all have that one friend who drew the blasted tower card 🫵😂

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Just summoned the great Respectable beast Ragelimon to my chambers and turns out he's 5'8 plus he left a slime trail and foul stench that rendered my soul helpless and barren. This fucking sucks never doing ths shit again

ratio’d btw 🤣🤣🤣

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Speaking as a British person, we as a people are past these childish and ignorant stereotypes and I think it’s quite offensive to the plethora of British men, womxn, and chxldren that THIS is what we are associated with 🙄

My statement

NAHHHHH THIS BITCH GOT FIRED FROM HER POLYCULE AND CANT EVEN PAY HER MCRENT 😭😭😭

imagine coming back FIVE months after you last skeeted on here to post some schizo rubbish. sad!

can we get one for @juche.bsky.social as well

trying to get chuck wendig to interact with me on here. i want to apologise for my past actions

hello :)

@chuckwendig.bsky.social Hi Chuck! I was blocked by you on the hell app Twitter years ago because I said some pretty nasty stuff back then. I have actually read some of your novels since then and was moved by the care and badassery you put into your stories 😎 (and strong female characters) Godspeed!

writing in your file titled “things it would be funny to see petey die to”

i can’t if you’re boss. can you like. step down or something

i think that’s illegal

oh great say i have one job and then pile on the rest of the duties on top. great management. taking this to hr

what’s the second space

reporting for duty ma’am

I’m just surprised he jumped straight to the homeless theory rather than thinking it over a second and realising I was just a dumb sleep deprived idiot who had been up dancing all night. Appreciated the concern though he seemed relieved that I just had a long night

Once in 2019 I fell asleep on the underground at 5am coming home from a club. Got woke up halfway across the city by a security guard who seemed genuinely concerned about me for some reason. I think he thought I was homeless but since I was so young he felt the need to virtue signal at me

what about it

watch yourself.

you should reevaluate

there is a high likelihood that i will be dead this time next year