a close up of a man in a superhero costume ALT: a close up of a man in a superhero costume

Immediately sees a man fat in a dress and assumes transphobia #notverywokeofyou

Hello

This is your duck

Comment on this and I’ll name a duck after you

This account is GOING to get suspended😭
Old people are starting to genuinely believe I’m Jerry Seinfeld💀

Oomf won’t fb here

I haven’t touched this account in months
How?

I should start posting my tweets here

What? Why wouldn’t you?

I like authentic decoration

Hey moot pls fb

Ok

Why?

Dude

Why?

They got Bluesky in 696😭

Damn you make good art

Alright auntie

Now, I was born in 2009, so correct me if I’m wrong, but “old internet” and “a little safe online corner where people are kind and positive and everyone can freely express themselves” do NOT go together

If this was tw*tter everyone would be complaining about how she has breasts

I don’t have any good ideas :(

Are my tastes bad for really liking this song?

This is a lie

Exactly

The Luigi strategy

People keep asking how to get a handle with a different ending. You just need to own the domain and you can change your handle to it :)

Just click the "I have my own domain" in the handle change option in Settings and follow the instructions

No it’s not
The first rule of Fight Club is don’t talk about Fight Club
And you just broke that rule

They need to add private accounts

Yea. People will find a way to ruin it.

Oh yeah