they're annoyingly realistic now

From the set of #ManofTomorrow. Shooting now.

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

I adore "Harley's Holiday" so much. It's got great writing, great direction, and it really pushes the title character off on her own. Harley Quinn began Batman: The Animated Series as the Joker's new gun moll and she left it as a full-fledged superstar.

well what can i do. i’m a simple bluesky user. i love to get my information from *checks notes* pookle blinky. no i dont read the sources, its not like i could change my mind. even if i was wrong (which is impossible) i deserve to be right

Every time a high profile account on here gets banned a bunch of people start posting about them like conservatives after Kirk got shot and then you find out why they were banned and it's always like "kept making death threats."

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Mastodon.social is being DDoS right now. That's bad. It was bad when Bluesky was DDoSed. It's bad when open social platforms are attacked.

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a promise unfulfilled...

I want corn dog 😒

feels like either the grift ran out or the walls were closing in

She turned off replies Turned off replies, or set the replies to followers-only? She set them to followers-only

why does everything cost $20 now

the official account for yet another operating system i posted about showed up in my mentions. i'm popping off on operating system bluesky lately

trying to learn Krita instead of Clip Studio

I think I lean more towards Krita

#art #batman

photos are about to get a big upgrade with @thepope.dev's snazzy new carousel

going on 36 hours awake because every airplane seat was designed for tiny little mice. little cartoon mice curled up on a bag of peanuts and using their boarding pass as a blankie. all dragging a big steamer trunk behind them and shouting “oh boy!” when the plane takes off. unfortunately I am 6’3”

wups got linked to a tv tropes page, can't get sucked into opening 12 new tabs

feels like either the grift ran out or the walls were closing in

having molly shah leave this place to go /back to x/ does not speak well to this site's long term prospects

This is a hilarious take, because she never stopped posting on X The Everything App, she just kept the grifting to this site and the retweeting posts complaining about Germany's antisemitism laws violating free speech to the Nazi site.

Bluesky is looking for a design research contractor

big plus if you know Bluesky well

who's the best design researcher you know? nominate them (or yourself)

these dead pet posts are getting out of hand

Opening an incognito window and searching "What are some normal things to do on the weekend"

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Michael crichton was 6'9" when he wrote Jurassic park. Imagine the dinosaur adventure Robert Wadlow could have wrote. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (6'1"): The Lost World (1912) Michael crichton (6'9"): Jurassic park Robert Wadlow (8'11"): ???????????

that super tall man creepin up behind a gal in It Follows

outta my way lady i gotta write Jurassic Park

been watching a run of Rachel McAdams movies for some reason

(Game Night, About Time, Send Help)

Comic strip where a boy found out his grandmother's tree was chopped down by a neighbor who complained. Lawyers popped out of nowhere to respond to the Clarion call of tree law. They carry the boy off as a hero.

My lawyer friend not on here offered this in tribute.

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ME: i’m so sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds
HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate?
ME: sympathy not solutions plz
HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds very painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg.
ME: it should be *my* egg :(

there's a pervasive belief on here among combative people with cartoon avatars that any criticisms they receive are because of their marginalized identities and not because they're at the party acting rude while dressed like donald duck