The day Twitter became X, everyone said the branding looked like a porn site. The next day, X embraced its new role as a hub for child porn. It’s wrong of them to do that but you gotta admit it’s bold

Incredibly honored to post the very first Animated GIF on Bluesky:

greatest reply I ever saw on twitter was when someone was asked to explain something, and they said, "no," and the asker said "is that because the explanation will make you look fucked-up and weird?"

Where did snakes in hats come from

I have had it with these mfing snakes in their mfing hats!!!

That’s what she said

People who say ‘on route’ instead of ‘en route’ need to get in the sea

Blockbuster Video

‘What are you working on?’

‘Myself’

Lady in the streets, freak in the bed

:)

Bite me

Shout out Google Wave

A dingo ate my baby

Spending way too much time drafting and deleting bad skeets

Ray Bans and Coke 😎