"Living well" is actually only the seventh-best revenge, behind financial ruin, psychosexual adultery games, induced cannibalism, looking them in the eye as you hold them over a precipice then letting go, boiling them alive, and the one known as the "seven graves special".
ohhh we've got some stone-cold stunners, folks
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Voice of Luigi in upcoming Super Mario movie Charlie Day was asked who his favorite Luigiβs are, and he said Luigi Mangione
I will never not laugh at fucking Sealab 2021.
That makes sense with your pfp π€£
SCROOGE: You there, boy! What day is it?
BOY (totally not a time traveler trying to look innocent): Today? Why⦠(consulting a pocket almanac)⦠The Battle of the Bulge!
SCROOGE: What?
BOY: What
my wife: dabbing the sweat off my feverish brow with a damp cloth, looking anxiously over at the doctor
me: when the bubble bursts microsoft should sell xbox to sega, who can then release the next xbox as a rebadged dreamcast 2
All the news that's fit to print. But like the British meaning of fit. We're looking for sexy news.
Instant all-timer here:
this is a good excuse to post my all time favorite Star Trek meme
One of the best-sketched characters in an incredibly character-rich show: a fascist whose (potentially real!) redeeming qualities are continually undercut by his monumental pride, bigotry, entitlement and pettiness
A still from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Gul Dukat is sitting in Sisko's chair, drinking kanar and acting like he owns the place. (Dukat is a Cardassian, a kind of grey alien with bony ridges on their face and neck.) Caption: "... is s there a single statue of me on Bajor?"
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
Like this is my Roman empire I guess π€£
I didn't start watching #dancingwiththestars until season 31, but I went on a YouTube dive of past dances right around when I started watching. Years later I still think about Zendaya's Argentine Tango FREQUENTLY. Like. It's so good. #dwts youtu.be/bD1RNW85X8U?...
Congrats? The last two before last year were women, one of them a woman of color.
I'll take Robert over Alix. Shoulda been Jordan. #dwts
YES THANK GOD IT WAS ROBERT AND WHITNEY OVER ALIX #DWTS
Ok except that's only been one of the champs from the past several years.
JORDAN. YES. I WILL BOW DOWN. YOU JUST BLEW ALL OF THEM OUT OF THE WATER!!!! #dwts
Alan's choreography has improved so much in the last two seasons! #dwts
I'm always thrilled when I hear "El Tango de Roxanne," I always have a little gasp and a spike of excitement. #dwts
AMAZING, wow, Dylan's was so much more engaging than Alix's!!! THANK GOODNESS!!! #dwts
Why? π€¨
HOW WAS THAT SOMEHOW STILL BORING?!? There was so much content but she just.... made it boring. #dwts
The pants also hide by distracting. Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
Fringe pants hide a lot of flaws. And quickstep is so much easier to spot every flaw.
DID SOMEONE JUST TELL THE ONLY WOMAN ON JUDGES PANEL TO "BE QUIET?!" I don't care how much you disagree with her, that is some misogynistic shit. #dwts
