"Whaaaaaa whaaaaaa whaaaaa! They did what *we* did. Only better. NOT FAIR!!!"

The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

Very stable genius.

3/28/26 | LITTLE ROCK, ARKANSAS

🚫👑NO KINGS III
BROADWAY BRIDGE

#ARX501 #ThePeoplesProtestsAndMarchesAR

Jeremy Hollingshead and his family are facing a tough situation after his accident left him a quadriplegic. Their accessible van, which is crucial for their outings and medical appts, is now unreliable and unsafe.
gofund.me/bc848efaa

Except there’s NO DRAFT but there is pregnancy…perpetually.

We Stopped Feeding the World to Buy Lobster The administration gutted global aid in the name of fighting government waste. At the same time, the Pentagon spent millions on steak, crab, furniture, and even a $98,000 piano.

DOGE said it was cutting government waste.
So they gutted USAID — the agency that feeds starving people around the world.

Meanwhile the Pentagon spent millions on lobster, ribeye, and even a $98,000 piano.
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Trump: "We're gonna cut of all trade with Spain don't want anything to do with Spain." marion @ pitlanelando as a Spaniard, i'm utterly devastated to hear Trump wants to cut ties with Spain. how will we survive without lectures on freedom from a man who thinks paella needs ketchup? we'll try to cope with universal healthcare and 30 days of paid vacation. thoughts and tapas y'all RESISTANCE!

The word imminent means something is about to happen, especially something significant, often unpleasant, and very soon.

47 years is not imminent. These warmongers are very stupid people.

The interesting thing about the election in Arkansas is that several people that Sarah Huckabee Sanders supported got totally spanked. She should be worried about her own political neck.

Hallie Shoffner wins Arkansas Democratic Primary for US Senate Sixth-generation farmer Hallie Shoffner has won the 2026 Arkansas Democratic Primary for US Senate.

Yes! Hallie Shoffner won the Arkansas Democratic primary for the US Senate!

✨💫✨

I have hope that old MAGAt Tom Cotton will be kicking rocks soon, never to be seen nor heard from again.

#ProudBlue #ArkansasBlueDot #HallieShoffner #TomCotton

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The child-in-chief raised tariffs on the world from 10-15 % using a different authority (that lasts just 150 days) because… He’s pouting and wants to feel strong. Regardless of your opinion of Donald, he’s a baby and this is stupid and the history books will judge us. Harshly.

Textbook. If you are surprised, it is because this shit usually, at least not in the last 150 years, does not happen in the US. And the past is mild in comparison

This

Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and being this much of a whiney victim BITCH.

Good god what a child

MAGA: “I ain’t watching the halftime show!!!! I’m watching the pro-family TPUSA one headlined by KID ROCK MAGAAA!!!!”

Kid Rock song:

“ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see. Some say that's statutory (but I say that's mandatory)”

Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.

Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.

It's called internal bleeding of the hand.

Don't forget:

We wouldn't have to dip enemies into acid vats if the Biden administration would have done it.

Cool story bro. 🤡 We pay more tariffs. You get to play tough guy. Your cult claps like seals. 🦭

Meanwhile, in the real world, release the Epstein files pedophile protector. 🖕

The Admin smeared a peaceful protester who had every right to protest & posed no danger to any federal agent.
The reason trust in this admin is at an all time low is because they intentionally lie to the public to advance MAGA narrative.
That's exactly what they are trying to do in this case in MN

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Jonathan Ross didn't kill Renee Good because he was scared. He killed her because she wasn't.

Slip sliding Away - Paul Simon

I would’ve said:

Fat
Incoherent
Fuckwit
Award

I just use the shorter version. Dumba**es. It just rolls off the tongue better.