This was my expression when I realized that we’re in another Roman reigns title run

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A screenshot from the professional wrestling database Cagematch. The image contains a light grey box at the top with text that reads: Not eligible for the matchguide: at least one worker in the match does not have a profile. Below the box, the main text displays the results of a Singles Match: The Invisible Man (with Bill Alfonso) defeats The Sandman. The match time is listed as 20 minutes and 46 seconds.

I think Cagematch is just scared that this will be their first ever perfect 10/10 rated match lmao

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Ok I have watched both nights of WrestleMania and I stand by this statement lol

These things happen every month! Like cmon, man

This statement goes across the board: if I am paying more than $15 for a PPV I should be physically at the show hahahah 🤼‍♀️🤼🤼‍♂️

I think everyone should just pay $8 and watch the Sandman retirement match on GCW Triller. That’s probably gonna change your life more than a $30 WrestleMania

PSA for WrestleMania week in Vegas. Please spread the word itspronouncednevada.com 🤼🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️

Put him the clusterfuck, because that’s a good way to sum up his presidency

Most incredible possible outcome from a Danhausen curse

PSA for WrestleMania week in Vegas. Please spread the word itspronouncednevada.com 🤼🤼‍♀️🤼‍♂️

i'm gonna sound like an old man here, but i bought new headphones and they were like "download the app to use your headphones" i don't want an app. i just want headphones. i don't want another app ever again lol

This is why I got in trouble at work once for doing a tombstone piledriver. They weren’t mad that I injured my coworker, my boss was like “hey buddy, that’s the undertaker’s”

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A+ headline.

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Hulk Hogan Hulkster In Heaven 432hz YouTube video by Hertz Patrol

hahahahahah

dude the liv morgan song is so funny. she sounds like if the bloodhound gang was a lady. it keeps making me think about that ballad that hulk hogan sang. i am losing my mind hahahah 🤼‍♂️🤼‍♀️🤼

A SKALETON POINTEN TO DA WORDS "FUCK OFF" BECAUSE EVERY DAY PEOPLE SAY DUMB SHYT TO THEM LIKE "READ BETWEEN THE LINES" WELL THERES NO WORDS THERE DUMMASS ,AND THATS THE TEXT THAT ON THE IMAGE, ANY WAY IF MEANING IS IMPORTANT THEN CONVEY IT MOTHER FUCKER!!! IF YOUR GONNA DANCE WITH THE ABSTRACTION OF LANGUAGE THEN DONT STOP BEFORE THE SONG ENDS!!! KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU CONVEYED THE FUCKEN MEANING , IF I WANTED TO INTERPRET A FUCKEN MYSTERY THROUGH THE LENS OF LANGUAGE I WOULD DO A WORD SEARCH OR READ A POEM!!! AND I HAVE DONE SEVERAL OF EACH OF THOSE SO I KNOW WHAT IM FUCKEN TALKING ABOUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK OF - dashare.zone ADMIN

Voting harder just gave the Hungarian pro-democracy opposition everything they need to dispossess Orban's entire political machine, rip up Orban's antidemocratic 2011 constitution, and restore liberal democracy.

Vote hard enough and Trump will meet a similar fate.

give jd vance some credit. he couldn't get regime change in iran, but he did in hungary.

Kit wilson got a great spinning elbow so this was a great night for fun spins if that’s what you like

Spinning eye poke made me scream laugh

A SKLETEAN WHO HAS TO FIND A MOTOCYCLE IN A GRID BEFORE THE SITE THEY USE EVERY DAY WILL LET THEM GO TO THE SITE!!! THE COMPANYS KNOW EVERY THING ABOUT US AND THE BEST THEY GOT IS TO TRY TO SELL US SOMETHING WE BOUGHT LAST WEEK AND THEN TELL US WE MIGHT BE A ROBOT BECAUSE WE WANT TO CHECK OUR EMAIL OR BANK ACCOUNT!!!!!! DA TEXT "EVERY DAY THE COMPANYS WHO SPENT BILLIONS OF DOLLERS TO HARVEST MY DATA GET SCARED AND MAKE ME PROVE THAT IM NOT A ROBOT" ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THE CORPORATE WORLD THAT WANTS ME TO SCAN MY HAND TO PAY FOR GROCIES AND HAS EVERYONES FINGER PRINTS AND BIOMETRIC DATA AND GPS DATA AND CAMERA FOOTAGE AND PURCHASE HISTORY AND KEYWORDS MENTIONED IN THE SAME ROOM AS SIRI DOESNT KNOW WHICH WEB SITES WERE USING??? AND IF THERE LYING ABOUT THAT THEN THE MOTOCYCLE IDENTIFICATION IS FOR SOMETHING ELSE THERE NOT TELLING US? I AINT AN INVESTOR BUT MY GUESS IS YOU CANT MAKE MONEY IDENTIFYING MOTOCYCLES SO ONCE YOU THINK ABOUT IT FOR 1 SECOND IT BECOMES OBVIOUS ITS ALL SCAMS, AND STEALING FROM THE RICH IS COOL, BUT THE GUYS DOING THE STEALING ARE EVEN RICHER, SO , WHAT DA FUCK DO WE DO NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

EVERY FUCKEN DAY - dashare.zone ADMIN

HEADLINE: they actually put transparent legs on geodude at a parade in japan Three mascots of Pokémon, one of whom is Geodude a cranky rock man. He has transparent legs

WALTER CRONKITE (gravely):

:)

Anyway @amyacowan.bsky.social do you want this book when I’m done with it? I remember you saying you like the author hahahah

“This world is just as bad as the one you live in, but also a demon can follow and harass someone for hundreds of years!” Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My book club is like “we read books to escape!” But we’re reading a book about a lady who gets harassed by a demon for 300 years??

Fuck that shit, I am not relaxed now!

I just read an email with “woot!” In it. I was around and online when “woot” became a thing but reading it in 2026 makes me think the writer is 175 years old