(goat noises)

*frolicking around a Hinterlands meadow, leaving a trail of flames*

But but all the other demon-possessed rams are doing it.. *sad innocent face*

an older man is holding a ring in his hand and asking why shouldn 't i . ALT: an older man is holding a ring in his hand and asking why shouldn 't i .

Yeah, I've been trying to cut down but you know, I've been thinking...

a cartoon character with a very angry face is wearing a tie and a white shirt . ALT: a cartoon character with a very angry face is wearing a tie and a white shirt .

It doesn't take much..

*roles around on the dried elfroot, which quickly begin to smolder and bursts into a flames*

Ahh that's better...

Some dried elfroot maybe?

Oh thank you.. I was feeling inexplicably weak for a moment there. I'm not sure what happened..

Oooh YEEEESS GLITTER ALWAYS HELPS GLITTER MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER!!

YES??? Don't know if it's possible tho???

a close up of spongebob holding a stick ALT: a close up of spongebob holding a stick

Sooo pretty!!!

Indeed 👑 🔥

two cartoon characters patrick and spongebob are sitting at desks in a classroom ALT: two cartoon characters patrick and spongebob are sitting at desks in a classroom

*Lord Woolsley and Carlos watching all the chaos unfold*

an advertisement for netflix shows a fireball in the middle of the forest ALT: an advertisement for netflix shows a fireball in the middle of the forest

*cackles as he runs away leaving a trail of sparks and fire behind*

YEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!

YEESS!!! SKYHOLD NEXT??? SO MUCH UNDERWEAR TO BE STOLEN THERE!!!

a cartoon of a skeletor with the words laughs in evil below him ALT: a cartoon of a skeletor with the words laughs in evil below him

*Giggling demonically as he watches*

a cartoon character with a crown on his head and the words ahahahaha on the bottom Alt: a cartoon character with a crown on his head and the words ahahahaha on the bottom

SO MUCH MAYHEEEEEM!!!!

IT WOULD, WOULDN'T IT??? YEEEEEESSSS..

*rubs his hooves together and cackles with glee*

Hmm... SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE????
Naaa.. that's a bit much..

Hide all of the silverware?? *he shakes his head*

Hmm.. I'm not sure. It's been a while and I'm a bit rusty at the chaos and mayhem thing.

YEEEEEEEES!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

*his eyes begin to light like embers and his hooves glowed with flames* 🔥🔥🔥🔥

SAME!!! IT'S BEEN TOO LONG!! Remember the old days?? CHAOS AND RAGE causing so much... CHAOS!! AND MAYHEEEEEM!!

*he laughs fondly as his eyes well up again. He wipes a tear away with his hoof*

CHAOS?!?! IS THAT YOU?! THIS IS AMAZING!!

*a few sparks shoot from his wool, setting a nearby bush on fire as his eyes brim with lava tears of happiness*

*hoof-bumps Carlos*

Nice to meet you!! I...

*he notices the magical spirit-aura emanating from the halla in surprise*

Oooh another spirit in animal form!! I thought I was the only one!!!!

*he spots the sparkly halla*
Ooooooo sparkles!! Pretty!!

a deer is running across a beach at sunset ALT: a deer is running across a beach at sunset

*Frolics prettily through the meadow eating delicate spring grasses and flowers, leaving a trail of flames in his path*

La, la, laaaaa....

the sun is setting over the ocean with clouds in the sky . ALT: the sun is setting over the ocean with clouds in the sky .

*gallops majestically through your timeline off into the sunset*

Emperor Woolsley 👑

*very

Not having me in your homeland is a vwry dismissible offense.. hmph!!

*has been singing Karaoke for 3 hours*