I want to be transported to Earth 312.

Thankfully, no other president ever needed to.

That Dem consultants told Gov. Walz to stop calling them “weird” still has me miffed.

As an IR professor, it's depressing that this is outperforming all others as the best theory of US foreign policy

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The president is conducting the business of war via twitter. I think I’ve lost my mind. This cannot be real life.

I’ve read this fic. Enemies with Benefits. It’s delicious.

Anyone having any issues with TikTok randomly following people? I’ve never heard of half of the accounts I’m following. Ahhhh!

In a world where Trump punches down, be like Pope Leo and lift people up.

You had me at angry middle aged woman. Yaaaaasssss

A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.

Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."

ICYMI
Our Department of Education, which is helmed by a woman connected to a scandal involving child abuse, who was appointed by a man connected to a scandal involving child abuse, is now refusing to recognize the professions of our country’s mandated reporters of… child abuse.

Hey, remember you don’t have to commit war crimes….”
Republicans: “Treason!!

Do I know anyone who can help me navigate a Japanese website? It’s for a Christmas gift for my 18yo.

I saw the news!!! I’ll be stalking info on this project!

What is the last show you binged that you loved? It’s too hot to do anything but watch tv. I live in Phoenix. This is serious.

Finally got around to #thesubstance! Holy shit! That was wild!

It hit 110 today. Yuck!

It’s astonishing! My favorite sign at the protest today read: If I was paid to be here I’d have a better sign.

Uhhhh, sorry, but I’m dealing with living on the sun myself. Good luck!

Sneak peak at all of America tomorrow for “No Kings Day” 🍊🦅🇺🇸

Mt Trashmore

@dailybeanspod.com My mom got a phone call asking her to attend a no kings protest for $200. She is CONVINCED it’s the real people behind no kings who called her. Why is she so naive? And how on earth did she raise me to be a critical thinker? I’ll be at #nokings for free! Good grief!

I wanted a horror movie tonight. Started final destination 3. This is horrendous. How did this get made?

I’m not okay.

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Is it just me or does every one of trump’s people sound like cousin Greg when they have to answer real questions about their jobs?

“Pretend this all makes sense.” Absolutely baller A/N.

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What man sows, so shall he reap. Unless you’re Nick and the writers change your entire arc in the last season. Thanks for your commentary #abovethegarage! I feel seen. #handmaidstale