I get the joke but if this is their way of saying Ivanka Trump got in a waffle house fight while wearing a ballgown that fuckin owns actually, I would watch that while eating waffle house sausage
Cashier: I'm so curious why you need all this peroxide
Me: Oh, to bleach bones
Cashier: ...
Me: ...deer bones
Cashier, lowering voice to a whisper: Honey, I wouldn't blame you either way
Fellas, I don't think you realize how many women are normalizing the idea of doing what we have to do now.
That capsule art is GORGEOUS
I think the greatest trick for getting good at creative work i know is - finish making as many mediocre things as possible. Just finish stuff, again and again. Share it or don’t, but put a bow on it, put it aside, make the next thing, repeat.
Gracie was really sick last week but I think she’s starting to get better because she’s got the strength now to piss and run away when I make her mad
SO true dude
Me: STAR TREK
Husband: Okay! You got one
Me: HORNY FAIRY BOOKS
Husband: no
Me: I wish I could get into Tomadochi Life but I worry I wouldn’t be creative enough to put … idk, the cast of Dangan Ronpa hanging out with Joker from Persona 5 and, like, Thancred
Husband: Name a media property that isn’t Japanese
Me:
Me: fuck you
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I have my husband’s trombone at the ready.
I do not play trombone.
Is some time on one and some time on the other an option?
Those plants are beautiful
I noticed that today and, like, whaaat is going on here
(I know, raiding, but)
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A small zoomed in part of the picture of all the Youtubers at Beast Studio. It’s zoomed in on a dude in a jersey that says HOW TO BEAT with his head thrown back in sexual ecstasy. I guess. Look, there’s only one reason why anyone makes that face.
I’m watching the Folding Ideas on Beast Games and I just saw the clip where Mr. Beast admits that he didn’t know why chocolate bars have lines on em and IS HE SIMPLE?!
I'd been dragging my tail on updating KDen Live but I just got it done and this new version I'm like
She’s clean and angry about it, she hates getting cleaned up even if she feels better after 😆
Gracie has a disability and lays on her side sometimes, she tried peeing on the floor last night finally but she was on her side and every bit went in her fur 😭
I put her pee pads upside down this morning so she could have some traction, and gave her a bunch of really wet food, here’s hoping
We’re going to move our enemies around the board today using some simple physics. Come learn 3D with me: youtu.be/c-591WZ_cKA?... #godot #indiedev #gamedev
The KFC emote is not available in Kentucky
I’M GONNA CRASH OUT I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT
WHAT THE FUCK IS A JOLLIBEE I’M ON A MISSION
hey the squeezing thing doesn’t work anyway
i am not squeezing harder
I am having an enormous amount of trouble getting a rabbit piss sample so I googled it and the consensus is “lol just squeeze the bunny, idiot,” and hey internet are yall ok
This Is How You Lose The Time War (2019)
Optimal, really
I need it
