It's all downhill (literally) from here!

Damn 🤤

Quoth the ass shot

Inside, on top of, in front of your yacht, 🎶"I don't give a damn, baby, just take me"🎶

Standard Christian to gay pipeline

Hot damn!

Sunny bone

That made me think of this take I had on Greater Idaho merch

On my way to help refill for ya

Freckles on top, fuzz on the bottom

Picture in picture

🙋‍♂️

m-NO-day

I did it!

Nothing soft this Saturday

Thus spake Zarathrustra #fcf

Hot damn! Now that's the proper use of the shower

#tbt to when I had a faux leopard print headboard.

Gotta get mine up next to yours one of these days!

Damn, lucky!

Good boy!

The best use for a flippy phone is to set it in the gym locker with a 2sec delay to take endless variations on this exact same pose

I'm still convinced the height/weight/age reskeets are just training for LLMs.

Age: <100
Height ~2π feet
Weight: a non-euclidean number that causes reality to break and your mind to go mad

Helps when your workout partner is a photographer

Hell yeah stud! I'll help drench ya

Malcontented Monochrome Monday

Five authors by whom I've read at least five books:

Kazuo Ishiguro 🎹
Kurt Vonnegut 🛸
Sherman Alexie 🪶
Isaac Asimov 🤖
Haruki Murakami👂

Bonus Round: Five authors I wish had/have written at least five books:

John Kennedy Toole ⚜️
Susanna Clarke 🪄
Truman Capote 🍸
James Joyce 👓
Junot Diaz 🇩🇴

Omw

Always giving one o'clock over here, even when it's 6am.

And Sir, This is an Arby's