y'all so i'm writing a book??????????? a NOVEL?????????????

The breakfast boxes are kind of fire though.

i'm sorry, tim hortons i can not over emphasize how much i do not care about ryan reynolds or his donut preferences

I’m a licensed therapist and I co-sign this post

got an ankle tattoo at 17 and made sure it was high enough so you could see it when I was wearing my high top converse and that was the last time I thought about my fashion sense I think

A vaccine for Lyme disease could be on the horizon The vaccine candidate is the furthest any shot has gotten since the last one was pulled in 2002. Scientists are testing other ways to block infection.

Y'all I'm IN THIS STUDY!!!

Really I'm in it! I haven't been unblinded and I still don't know what I got but there's ME! Just a tiny little data point.

www.sciencenews.org/article/lyme...

'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

the only picture you'll ever need when explaining "sea lions are what happened when bears decided they wanted to play in the ocean as a full time job"

If two vegans get into a fight, is it still considered beef

a doodle of an artist kitty looking at an empty sheet of paper

the kitty bangs its head on the paper

there’s now a stamp of the kitty in the paper, and it has a bandage on the forehead

creative process

Sherlock Holmes Is Finally Free To Be Gay I recently watched the utterly ridonkulous TV show Young Sherlock, which takes some delightfully strange liberties with the character of Sherlock Holmes....

As of 2023, Sherlock Holmes is finally in the public domain in the United States -- which means that Arthur Conan Doyle's heirs and random other rights-holders can no longer insist that the character be free of any trace of homoeroticism.

buttondown.com/charliejane/...

To be fair, I can’t imagine a much better use for space lasers than shooting a 700 light-year-wide Tarantula. 😂

To be fair, I can’t imagine a much better use for space lasers than shooting a 700 light-year-wide Tarantula. 😂

pew pew get em science

Me on client call: “…and that about sums it up. Any questions about your tax stuff?”

Client: “No, no, you know what you’re doing.”

Me: [INSTANT CRUSHING IMPOSTER SYNDROME] “Ah hahaha. 😅”

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

I have three consecutive client calls in 15 minutes. Whyyyyyyyyy??? 😫

Day cycle so far:
-~2 hrs at computer
-1+ hrs in bathroom
-lie down for 1/2 hr+ to recover from bathroom time
-repeat.

I feel like an over-wrung mop. 🫩

It’s super impressive for eyesight though.

It’s only 10:30 am on a Monday. Why does it feel like a Friday? Not in the ‘yay it’s Friday’ sense but in the “oh god it’s been a frigging nightmare of a week” sense.

Headline: Prego Has a Dinner-Conversation-Recording Device, Capisce? Sub-headline: The pasta-sauce company has partnered with the nonprofit StoryCorps on a device designed to record family conversations around the table and save them for all time.

Babe, what's wrong, you've been so quiet at dinner since I bought the pasta sauce branded big brother surveillance device

North America's 1st electrochemical lithium refining facility is in Delta — and could prove critical | CBC News Delta, B.C., is an unlikely location for Canada to challenge China's hegemonic control of the refining of lithium, a critical mineral whose supply chains have emerged as a key concern from the White H...

Now #Canada can produce #lithium competitively & with less pollution that it's done elsewhere: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #CanadaStrong #CleanEnergy 👍🇨🇦🍁

Evergreen reminder this 420: No one should be in prison for weed.

jared leto long dark hair beard.

gaius baltar character long hair beard same guy basically.

anything Jared Leto was cast in should have been played by that Gaius Baltar actor (James Callis). same age and maybe I'm not supposed to say this but look that's clearly the same guy

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I've noticed a trend on this platform a lot where people don't do alt text for a lot of things (obviously) but they ESPECIALLY don't do it for graphs and charts. Y'know: the visual data that the general public MOST OFTEN need explained and contextualized? So that's kind of weird.

I support it being legal, which it is here in BC, but it’s one of my migraine triggers so I’m going to have to have my ‘window shutting reflexes’ on a hair trigger today. 😆

Oh shit, it’s actually 4/20 today. 🤦‍♀️😆

Purple artichoke flower with a bee

I think artichokes should have a shade of purple named after them. It is such a stunning color!

one day my children will bring my posts before a judge as the reason they are questioning my competence