Spending a little more for condoms > spending $300K to raise a child

I'd watch Steph cooking Chris Paul forever

In a nutshell. 😊

Cat Distribution System strikes again

@edsbs.bsky.social

I did my part. Go UC Davis Aggies, the superior Aggies!

Last broadcast???

Frogs in 10th grade biology. We had a push over for a teacher and niggas tortured him constantly. Someone definitely tried to throw a ziplock bag full of organs at him. 😂🫣🤦🏾‍♂️

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LeBron hitting that fadeaway jumper

A rave.

They have the biggest black lights I’ve ever seen.

I was big mad my school did Little Shop of Horrors the year after I graduated. I would have went out for Audrey II 😩

It was lit, not going to lie. I did backstage stuff, lighting, set and prop building.

Was chatting with my wife recently, and realized that a part from two girlfriends, I've only dated/slept with women who were 5'8" and over, or 5'3" and under.

Been yapping on the phone all night, what a throw back.

Let's say the CNO is correct. The food on USS Abraham Lincoln and USS Tripoli is fine by Navy standards.

Sailors are going out of their way to manufacture false propaganda to undermine the war effort.

I asked young woman I'm involved with if she put sugar in her grits...she said yes...wasn't a deal breaker, but le sigh.

Made myself some grits for breakfast...And I totally understand why Jill Scott sang it like that

This is why yall need to listen to Historians. How many times have authoritarian, nationalist empires crumbled because their idiot leader advanced campaigns too quickly? Every single time.

Total betrayal of the Jewish community to curry favor with Islamists in her state. Sen. Elissa Slotkin Y @Se...• 5h Today, I voted to block the provision of U.S. military assistance to Israel: 1,000-pound so-called 'dumb' bombs and military bul... Show more 7:10 PM • 4/15/26 • 12K Views

I'm not an expert and I don't think I'm an authority at all on what constitutes antisemitism or bigotry etc but I think, in the grand scheme, it probably makes antisemitism far more likely to proliferate if you push the narrative that not giving Israel *armored bulldozers* is "betraying" US Jews.

Naw, we practice Ethical Non-monogamy over here like respectable adults.

How is TJ Maxx not getting in on "looksmaxxing," riding it hard for a fiscal quarter of advertising campaign, then walking away with the satisfaction of having murdered the trend.

Last month in The Onion:

We do, in fact, have The Juice

So listen..... Listen.

Baby you could have just kept writing columns and stayed off of TV and it would have died down LOL.

I have no idea who these people are

ISAAC CHOTINER: is there a woman?

CLAVICULAR: I have a lot of admirers. my DMs are full.

CHOT: it seems like a lot of work for 'admirers' and 'DMs'

CLAV: disagree

CHOT: do you know the warmth of a woman's touch? the softness of her breath on your neck? love's tenderness?

CLAV: I'm done here

"Let me hit it from the back, girl I won't catch a hernia. Bust off on your couch, now you got Seaman's furniture."

Forever one of the best MCs 😭

TMZ and People magazine being the last reliable organizations for real journalism should really tell you what a joke white society is

The Tap Out/Affliction era of UFC was somehow less douchey than this current era too.