Damn, that's disappointing. I was hoping for a pivot into AC: BF style naval gameplay

Insanity. Guess I better hop in on these moneymaking schemes while it lasts! I'll place the bets, who wants to climb a ladder with a heat gun?

Off-hand I can think of one married couple I know who met on an app. And yeah, it feels surprising considering how many people I know who use them.

This might have supplanted the "Amazing Race watermelon catapult" as my favorite elastic band-related incident.

Oh my god lmao

...Is there video?

For some reason I want to say Olympic Peninsula but I'm probably entirely wrong and its in the only hilly area in the Midwest or something.

As far as "last thing you see", its not bad, tbh.

I just want that band to be super elastic, and for the trainer to release it. In my imagination the SNAP is audible in the nosebleeds.

You're telling me this 6 year old coupon is expired? I am outraged, and this is all your fault, personally.

Wait isn't it Woke to reflect upon your past actions, and to apologize for things?

Sorry I can't hear the whispering horrors of the void over the roar of my laser cutter as I chop up derelicts to tack weld them onto my own increasingly monstrous hulk of a tramp freighter.

Hah, I think we had the same laptop!

Math is called a universal language for a reason. "Different way of calculating percentages" come the hell on.

Wow i really only know the ones from 2008 and on. Before that i was still on dialup so i just scrolled past YouTube links because it wasn't worth my time.

Yiiiiiiiikes. My first instinct to think this was an app with a button to press to shove you in to a chatroom of like minded people who'd all say "Don't do it don't call him!!!" buuutttttt uhhh

This is oh so much worse.

Are you telling me that the $5,000 of aftermarket parts I wrenched on to my car don't increase its value by $15,000??

It really is as telling as the whole "how can you be a moral upstanding person without the threat of eternal punishment?" thing, isn't it?

I got subjected to some serious sideeye and judgement even as a highschooler when I elected to be a TA in a delayed reading class, helping elementary schoolers learning to read. I was a guy! What was wrong with me?

Reallyoffputting, which sucked cause I found that doing that felt super rewarding.

Not once, because I operate under the assumption that they are keylogging. If I must check something during the day I have my phone.

Are you paying bills from your work computer?

oh my god ship combat

A heretic?

Wow, what an asshole

Freedom to drive is what got us in to this situation to begin with

He read the durations right off in that weird address a few weeks back IIRC. This war duration thing seems to be a sticking point for him.

If he gets more desperate will he list out how many hours the wars lasted?

Anything that lets them feel superior I guess.

I am a seething ball of travel anxiety, until I'm on the correct side of airport security. Then it's free and clear.

Would I rather be miserable and worrying, or have some more time to read a book somewhere in the airport? Simple choice.