awaiting a missile to second base that makes the randy johnson bird explosion look like a party popper

sick, I’m bringing this to locals

what’s this called?

downstairs at a hotel breakfast listening to a fellow goofy-class dad explain to his kid what animals he’s more powerful than. they think he’s more powerful than the dog, but a deer would destroy him, which I feel is a very fair ranking and about where I would class myself

if anyone’s on the fence because of time, the saturday show was a tidy two hours and rapid transit can get you back downtown in 10 minutes

The Virgin and Chad meme but with Simon and Milo of the Canadian cartoon pop group Prozzak

I made this purely to amuse myself and maybe dozens of other Canadians

what of the humble pickle spear perched atop the burger with a toothpick

good fuckin album

oh man, suzume singles? that’s so great for alexia, good for her

oh man good for you, you’re a great pick for that

🚨 NASA has BANNED astronaut Martin Waulf from bringing his three-screen gooning rig aboard the Artemis II. “Gooning is not conducive to a productive lunar mission,” said NASA Commander Ed Branch. LIKE and SHARE if you think astronauts should be allowed to #GoonOnTheMoon!

do you think in 20 years people will come up to you at conventions holding chunks of match-used doors, like how the undertaker has to sign little pieces of cloth that are allegedly the wrestlemania 9 ring apron

good god have you ever fallen off

george said they’re samurai and i ain’t never seen toshiro mifune spin his sword around like a glowstick

it’ll be a gooder though

Hi! I don't think Toho has a bsky so I'll post it - my first commissioned work for all the official Godzilla channels and I handmade everything that isn't a toy. Enjoy xo

RICKY AND CUTANNER
it’s kind of a sad story, actually! after being transformed into horrible toys i hate looking at, cutanner started carrying a vape everywhere as a security blanket and takes puffs constantly. ricky is very worried. you hate to see addictions taking root when they’re that young!

HAKAISER
hakaiser was programmed to say no to drugs. he gets “high” on helping his friends in battle, please and thank you!

STACEY
no person on earth has ever needed a puff more than this dude. let grandma smoke you out man

FLINT GOLDTWEAKER
has been selling the pirate kush to zyuran in paw patrol ziploc bags that she stole from the grocery store. once a pirate always a pirate

ZOXX TWOKAISER
on his travels through the multiverse looking for the SD gear, zoxx landed on kushtopia, a dimension where everything is made of kush. the hold of his pirate ship is full of the stuff

THE BIRD
yatsude takes rips out of the bird. next question

GRANDMA YATSUDE
she owns a candy store and has a lot of free time. what do you think

VROOM
vroom DOES smoke weed, but is banned from zyuran’s weed tent because he won’t stop asking when he’s “supposed to feel it”. despite his countless hours of research on strains and terpines and concentrates, a single puff out of zyuran’s apple bong full of stems absolutely obliterates him

GAON

now i know what you're thinking: gaon is a white guy with dreads! wouldn't he be sparking that shit 24/7? the answer of course is yes, but he stopped so he'd be able to pass a drug test if a job opened up at the cat cafe

MAGINE
magine tried smoking weed once with zyuran as her “spirit guide” (his words) and foresaw a terrible world of monsters that would soon crush the earth. zyuran got her some edibles for christmas instead

ZYURAN
zyuran has been smoking weed since the series he’s based on premiered (1993). he is the only one of the gang who can talk to the dealer without asking too many questions (vroom) or if they’re a cop (the bird)

it has come to my attention that many people here do not know which sentai characters smoke weed! thank goodness I’m here to help, just like my friends the kikai sentai zenkaigers

GOSHIKEDA KAITO
kaito is a good boy who DOES NOT smoke weed. what if he needs to drive someone to the hospital

he probably is the coolest of the gang judging on criteria like “ability to talk to normal people without frightening them”

he’s also the only one with a weed plug (flint)

zyuran still keeps a hack in his backpack but he tore his meniscus last year and his doctor told him not to try for the around-the-world anymore