It’s a schedule for human beings!

thanks a lot, Bin Laden

I especially loved the part where he had to spend 5 minutes explaining to Norm what Jub meant

To who scheduled a beer league game the same night as game 2: 🖕

D zone penalty

a basketball player in a nets jersey is holding a basketball in his hands . ALT: a basketball player in a nets jersey is holding a basketball in his hands .

Mos definitely

Trying everything on together before it goes to the cleaners. @nowbacktome.bsky.social those shoes make the whole thing. Thanks for the help!

My ex got a Forester 2 years ago and loves it

Me 10 seconds into this

The sad little ditty that plays right as they’re running up. Like when you lose a life in an 80’s Nintendo game

“Enough with the fuckin Jake Burger jokes every time I ask what you want for dinner.” -Mary

NPC lookin-ass face

@ntmellie.bsky.social robot knees stopped kneeing

it it weird that I'm both?

"Wood pulp printed word rectangle Bueckers" has me in permanent hypnosis

you get the benefit of delicious Allsups burritos without having to suffer through the accompanying "Allsups Shirt Stink"

Ok I’m like 15 min in and this is great

I hadn’t ever heard of this show until yesterday and this is like the 50th time I’ve heard it mentioned since then

That’s a yak tongue

The people in the Sewell ads have convinced me never ever to step foot in a Sewell dealership

Just ordered shoes, shirt, tie, etc etc. He’a gonna look sharp as a mf. Thanks for the help, Skeeters

No-show socks with these? Is that what’s cool now?

It's in my dry cleaning drop off bag for this week

I need fashion advice: this is my oldest’s suit for prom. Black shirt and burgundy tie? We’re open to any and all suggestions

This is most america-ass shit ever

He’s the best quarterback in the American Football Conference Eastern Division

Arresting a person at home on a Sunday for a shoplifting warrant is some weak-ass Company Man bullshit

"Great news...since trump fixed the overtime stuff, you're getting a refund"

"Well I guess wrecking the global economy and reducing us to a punchline was all worth it"

Can anyone in dfw recommend a tax professional who doesn’t have a ton of trump bullshit all over the office? Bobbleheads, pics of him with Stephen Miller and the two idiot sons, etc