If you have a polack calling you an idiot you fucked up real bad

The death valley germans are just an insane fact living in my head

*Ken, standing on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial in front of blazing braziers*:
This war criminal, pedophile, kleptocrat, and human monstrosity is about to be executed in an attempt to wash America of its unforgivable sins

*JD Vance, kneeling with his head locked in a guillotine*:
Uh... pass Ken

Every used Dodge Charger across America has just increased $1,776 in price

I think the end of this scenario is right wing CHAZ, but instead of shooting minorities their thing will be SAing children

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:

"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."

I have a plan for abundance, it just involves a little strategic relocation of assets and demographic changes in Poland and Russia

No you're not

Angel Eyes fr

Martin van Ruin loses again, nation not surprised in the slightest

I think the last 10 years of political history have told us that nobody gives a shit about truth anymore, they just want to vibe on what feels true to them

By the same mechanism in which war is a highway, the economy is egg prices

Opinion | The media was right to spend the summer of 2024 writing about Biden’s frailty, not Trump’s criminality or imbecillic policies. A person who might need a wheelchair has no business being president.

by Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Nah

Skeet, whatever the fuck, I don't give a shit

I can't explain it, but this tweet is foundational evidence that we never left 2016

WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE FULDA GAP!!!1! MILLIONS OF THE RED HORDE DESCENDING ON OUR AIR BASES

The only thing that has changed is that America has decided to simply rip the mask off and throw it in the trash

One substitute I had in 7th grade just said go wild and there were about 7 pencils stuck in the drop ceiling by the end of the day

I think the answer here is to arrest everyone at nyt and have them all plead for their innocence on a case by case basis

Its what it always has been, mora grandstading over the left, even though the Brandon admin was quietly proposing the same shit

Defunding USAID has destroyed the career trajectory of all of those kids in the balkans named Tonibler

It's the New York accent, people genuinely just live an old guy with a thick NYC accent. Regis, Larry King, etc

We must all continue living, and not just living but thriving, for Sweet Potato

Dems seemed to think that the big donors were all that mattered and everyone else could be scolded in line. They truly chose losing over having to make concessions to constituents.

Good, I don't want to argue with someone who is wrong

Your opinion is wrong

Absolutely not lol it would just lead to the further cartelization of legislation by lobbyists

The 22nd amendment

I rest easy knowing this southern hick is burning in hell for all the pain he inflicted on the people of East Timor, Afghanistan, and all the failure he inflicted on the Democratic Party and union power