"Hosting an alcohol drinking party this weekend, all underagers welcome. There will be no cops so bring beers that get you the highest"

"Anybody know any marijuana dealers that accept giftcards! Lol how am I suppose to buy drugs with this Starbucks giftcard Mom! #drugs"

"Anyone looking to rob some banks and inject some marijuanas later today?!?"

"Hey anyone looking to see how fast their car can go? Just drive down 5th street and I'll clock you with my radar gun!"

Mysterious Gerbil Watches From Edge Of Yard As Family Hamster Laid To Rest

Mysterious Gerbil Watches From Edge Of Yard As Family Hamster Laid To Rest

The what now?

I regret to inform you that this is me

Ok well I never lose with rock So something's up erm sorry:( i just guessed I'm a rock main you know this Paper is just such a bullshit counter Like honestly it's cheap Ohh I'm gonna build my whole playstyle around countering rock Like honestly this game is supposed to be fun and you're just making it way too competitive

found this stupid drawing again from the bowsette years

you forgot to say please

Funniest thing in Turn-A Gundam so far is a bunch of dudes from Louisiana finding some Zaku Ils and thinking that they're the tightest shit in the world.

Person holding an antique flare gun "it's old. But it still bark!! 💥"

HEADLINE: RFK Jr. Speaks With Voice Smooth as Butter After Coughing Up ‘1-2-Switch’ Cartridge.

Robert F. Kennedy’s voice returned to an articulated, velvety-smooth timbre upon spitting up a launch title for the Nintendo Switch.
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Dear yoshi-p pls consider adding this to the game in 8.0 for funny outfit of the expac

wow....happy 20th mother 3

Maine has officially passed the nation’s first-ever statewide moratorium on AI data centers.
The state legislature voted to freeze approvals for all facilities requiring over 20 megawatts of power until October 2027.
At least 11 other states are considering similar restrictions.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Absolutely zooted at the store after several dabs no recollection of why I'm there or who I am

Sleepy time bear

It's Friday night baby

(beavis voice) pragMAta

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

It’s from a month or two ago but still love it very much!

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my gamefaq is finally up. please enjoy

Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

please mario, have mercy

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A series of silly Tumblr posts. bonecouch starts with a quote: "Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!" - the alien from Alien (1979) lesbian-toddhoward comes in with a correction: she never said this. stop spreading misinformation. an-alarming-number-of-bees offers a counterargument: She was thinking it though. powerjock provides a screenshot of a tag someone added to the chain: inner monologue of the alien: hehehehohohehe

one of the all-time greats

never played this one cause it was an mmo sadly

K'eeg @armormodechang my tl: crowbcat is a dipshit me: *googles "who the fuck is crowbcat"* google: crowbcat is a dipshit on youtube who me: cool thanks. *googles "patchouli knowledge fat boobies"*