Good Will Hunting - Do You Know How Easy This Is for Me? YouTube video by Corey Wells

Me asking an AI model to count the number of R’s in strawberry:

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Chris Long on LinkedIn: I'm hiring a lead role for the Threat Research team at Material. The role… I'm hiring a lead role for the Threat Research team at Material. The role is fully remote. Candidates must be based in the US. In this role, you will be…

I'm hiring a Lead Threat Researcher at @material_sec

If you're tired of casting a wide net of detections that never trigger in an enterprise environment, come solve the opposite problem where every net you cast is full of phish 🎣

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File Access Monitoring with Osquery Protecting the security and privacy of our customers' data is our top priority at Material Security. We are constantly improving our ability to detect and respond to increasingly sophisticated threats...

I've always thought that having the ability to set "tripwires" on arbitrary files on an endpoint would be a huge defensive advantage. Today, that is now a reality for all users of osquery in macOS: material.security/blog/protect...

The correct way to own a Tesla

Burger good, fries bad, conclusion: mid

A Tesla shitbox

Faces in GoldenEye64 had more polygons than this

I wasted a lot of money writing scripts that texted me using Twilio’s API and I just recently found out about pushover.net. I think it’s my favorite tool of 2023!

Something that I had to figure out myself a while back: the good natured comment meant to ironically/sarcastically show an example of a bad actor for comedic effect is almost never translated in a way that you want it to and is typically, at best, found annoying. True intentions don’t translate well

GitHub - clong/unifi-cam-volume-alert: Easy to setup sound/noise alerts for Unifi and RTSP-enabled c... Easy to setup sound/noise alerts for Unifi and RTSP-enabled cameras - GitHub - clong/unifi-cam-volume-alert: Easy to setup sound/noise alerts for Unifi and RTSP-enabled cameras

I wrote a quick little utility today to setup noise/sound alerts for Unifi and RTSP enabled cameras. It's not fancy, but it works: https://github.com/clong/unifi-cam-volume-alert

I wrote up a quick blogpost about how to query the (new?) XProtect Behavior Services DB at scale using osquery: https://clo.ng/blog/osquery-xpdb/

One of these days I'll write a blog post on the ridiculous Rube Goldberg machine I built to deal with the UDM's lack of span ports to achieve traffic monitoring with Zeek.

Holy shit, today I just learned you can hit ctrl+t while a cp command is running and it gives you the status 🤯

What are the terms of the bounty? That they're arrested and extradited to China or something?

Had my world turned upside down when a sound I had assumed was an owl my entire life turned out to be a morning dove call.

That discovery led to another, which is that it’s a “mourning” dove.

Seems like a step up from Anthrax

Installed NextDNS yesterday and just upgraded to a paid Pro account today. The interface is slick as hell, it supports all devices/OS's, and has every feature I want in DNS monitoring/management. Solid product.

I’m still kind of in disbelief that Apollo is gone now. Googled something, opened the Reddit link which opened in Apollo, and it’s just…dead.

Can’t believe 2023 wrecked so many online communities, and by 2023 I mean greedy narcissists

Being polite to AI is the modern day Pascal’s wager

This timeline is too weird for me to even question if this is real or not

おじちゃんですね！お元気で

可愛すぎます！犬は何歳ですか？

おはよう！

Siri: ❌
ChatGPT: ❌
Alexa: ❌

It’s 1PM.

Same. Last 2-3 years were nothing compared to this year 🤧

her: what'd you get me for mother's day?

him; nothing, it's a fake man-made holiday

her: how's your crypto doing?

him: omg so good

It looks like the app chooses your language preferences based on languages used in your bio - pretty clever 💡