Ah jeez, me and my huge fake tits.

The best feeling on earth is going to some dogshit town and accidentally finding the best pizza you’ve ever had.

Don’t you have spider powers?

Help I need Baskin Robbins Mint Chip with gummy bears (I know) so I can simultaneously do a “Remembrance of Times Past” and go into littlespace.

Oh fr?

Sometimes I’ll see a comedian in a bit part and be like “I saw their Premium Blend in 1998 when my parents didn’t know I was watching Comedy Central, good for them for working.”

YESSSS!! I HAVE DEFEATED THE SPIDER BY CUMMING FIRST.

The follow up is “it makes me cum.”

Bosoms.

I did FFS and BA in one year; @stacy.is.relentlessly.online did that plus GRS in one year. It’s doable.

Fictionmania pitch: The World’s End (2013), but they turn into girls instead of robots. Or maybe they’re girl robots, I don’t know.

It’s time to bring back the bumpit.

Did they do those while you were under?

THESE ARE SO GOOD. I go out of my way to get them.

After a cursory google, there’s no agreed-upon etymology for “chode.”

You said “play me something spooky!”

Oh no I just discovered a British trans woman who looks exactly like her wife and I can’t tell if it’s a Genesis P-Orridge thing or if they’re just basic as fuck.

There are key differences between male and female butts. Allow me to picture them side-by-side.

Oh jeez. I guess botch an ampallang or something.

Just be a tranny and you’ll avoid it.

Just checking - you want *oatmilk* in that, right?

It’s so weird thinking that other people my age have children. *I’m* a child. Or I would be if I was a white man.

Wrong answers only what movie is this?

It’s not just a cup of coffee — it’s a promise. A promise to kick your ass. Safely, equitably, and fairly.

Damn, I bet Gene Wilder had an enormous schwanstücker.

Perhaps the real perverts were the friends we fucked along the way.

LET ME GO OOOOOOON,
LIKE A MUMMY IN THE SUN

I can’t dodge roll anything in real life.

Going back in time to tell Josh Caterer of the Smoking Popes that Jesus isn’t real, but estrogen is.

All I wanna do (blam blam blam blam) and get the money (ka-ching)