smoked salmon

Chat, is this good?

bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him

Strait's closed again, lads

GB News headline: GP who asked Muslim woman to remove her veil 'because he was struggling to understand her' is struck off.

Was this GP struck off just because he asked a Muslim woman to remove her veil?

How likely does that sound? 🤷‍♀️

Did he actually ask her to remove her veil 'because he was struggling to understand her?'

Let's take a look at what really happened based on the tribunal reports...

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I was definetly alive in 1999 and I recognise none of this

Sunny spells and showers make for great rainbows. The full rainbow just now after a shower. Captured by drone near Tullow.

This one seems like a stretch...

Howarya

This will either be complete and utter genius, or so terrible it deserves dropping into the Pacific Trench. There can be no middle ground.

Trump announces naval blockade of Strait of Hormuz as Iran peace talks fail Reopening the critical waterway is a sticking point in negotiations as oil supply bottlenecks prompt a global energy crisis

The geopolitical edition of "You can't fire me, I quit!" www.ft.com/content/49fb...

In Bruges scene where Colin Farrell is pointing a gun at his head and Brendon Gleeson is also pointing a gun at Colin Farrell's head

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

Leaflet of three candidates, white blokes with limited hair, all in glasses. --- **GATESHEAD IS BROKEN. VOTE REFORM UK TO FIX IT** Introducing your Reform UK candidates for Low Fell leaflet text: **ATKINSON, John** Reform UK John has lived in Low Fell for 30+ years. His background is in civil engineering, policing, teaching and transport. He wants to bring back a sense of community, listen to residents' concerns and focus on local issues such as crime, roads and streets, and better services. --- **HENDERSON, Iain** Reform UK Iain has lived and worked in Gateshead all his life. Now retired, he wants to give something back to the borough. With a positive outlook, Iain is looking forward to making a real difference to the lives of the residents of Low Fell and to working closely with them. --- **MURRAY, Arthur** Reform UK Arthur has owned several businesses for many years. He has lived locally for 50 years and employs local staff, servicing the northeast and Scotland. His priorities are to see the ward and area prospering once again, caring for the old and infirm and maintaining our parks and open spaces. ---

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

One large hive

Yea, they'd definitely run out of fuel before getting there www.farmersjournal.ie/news/news/fu...

I was hoping that my presence would have scared off others

Ha, that's still on the secret list ;)

Not tellimg :P

Terrible news. One of my very favourite places in the world to go for a quite walk and enjoy wonderful, wild nature in Ireland has just been added to Condé Nast's list of "seven wonders of Ireland"

POV, you just entered the strait of hormuz

What if Europe were to ditch forever war in favour of its second option, the path never taken? What if it were to offer Russia a sensible peace and security pact that extends beyond settling the Ukraine war? Just posing the question will, undoubtedly, trigger howls of betrayal, charges of appeasing the new Hitler, accusations of reciting Moscow’s speaking points. These are the natural responses of having made, initially, the forever war choice which, as already argued, leads to a bitter betrayal of Ukraine and a miserable outcome for Europe.

9/ The 'hitler' stuff makes me really angry, because as always it positions the real problem not as the bad people doing bad things, but as the tone and linguistic choices of those condemning them.

It's the "sure misogyny is bad, but feminists are so LOUD" of geopolotics.

Fuck off Yanis.

White House Official: Israel also agreed to a temporary ceasefire - CNN

🚨 THE TACO IS ON 🚨

Is it like anything the moral dilemma they faced when the blew up fishing boats?

My favorite of the “depluralise a movie” genre is: Crow on the Orient Express.

(It's quite windy)

Thanks, Dave
www.smartgriddashboard.com/all/wind/

Air Corps and medics scrambled to reunite 96-year-old man with wife hours before he died Cancer patient was airlifted home from hospital to say goodbye to his family

Something in my eye (maybe yours too and for the right reasons):

Air Corps and medics scrambled to reunite 96-year-old man with wife hours before he died

www.irishtimes.com/ireland/2026...

Well that's a relief.

Unless it's something bad, then "Oh no!"

Headline: Dow rises 300 points after Trump says U.S. in ‘serious' talks to end operation in Iran

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball