People from Georgia scrappin' at Disney, what, no, surely not

look I wanted the Weasel car and I apologize for NOTHING

You must learn to hate the aristocracy as much as it hates you. It changes shape, tosses aside old husks like "divine right of kings" and "bloodlines" and slides right into slick new shells like "meritocracy".

in fairness I cannot off the top of my dome think of a denomination that would be fine with routinely ripping ass, because otherwise my Alabama relations would have belonged to it

oh honey that is a FIze

Congressional Democrats - the ones who want to have a future - should be working RIGHT NOW on an equivalent of the Contract With America for the purpose of messaging what they will do if they gain power and get candidates committed to actually doing it. "Trust us we'll do something" won't cut it

you donated $50

we back up

I’m trying but I think we crashed the site

Gardendale Single Barrel

there are at least two dozen places I’d rather drink in the district without even thinking hard

anyone got eyes on Wong and She-Hulk

Dammit I should have said Hewitt and not Minor

can’t make more white babies if you aren’t making mistakes in the back seat behind the Minor-Gardendale game on Friday night

tell me this bar has only CRT televisions, no pool table and cash only and I will move directly in

That's a perfect way of putting it

Sexual risk avoidance = “don’t fuck Republicans, for starters”

They said you was hung!

We won’t really feel alive and full of relief until we see tomorrow morning’s story about a new Kalshi account called “whitepwr_wifeleftme69” who signed up at 4 PM today and made $6 million

I want the next administration to staff up the IRS, SEC and OPM to go after everyone in this administration who’s making insider trades. If somebody made $5 on Kalshi I want a special agent waiting by his ass with a Glock and a speculum and one of those things you pick up dropped screws with

Truer words. A completely different guy’s girlfriend once stirred some shit at Buffalo Billiard in DC, pointed at my boss and said “that guy will kick your ass”

actually that’s the last forty years in the Middle East in a nutshell, come to think of it

“Away with you, ignominious poltroon!”

-Vanderbilt when an opponent gets ejected

I thought that’s what the shitty red Chinese made gimme caps were

John Fisher: "The Moon has agreed to build me a taxpayer-funded stadium next to the Sea of Tranquility. All hail the Moon Athletics!"

sad that he never achieved a position of leadership such that people could have rebelled against him and hoisted signs reading BALLS OUT

she's more talented than both of them combined, honestly

also a big fan of "piss baby"

chickenshit is always a good one

Strategic Air Command, baby

it takes time to do those Lego animations

The late Jimmy Bryan was the Birmingham News beat man for the Birmingham Vulcans, Bulls (original), Stallions (original), Fire and Bandits.

His nickname was "El Foldo"

I'm thinking we could repurpose that nickname, just saying