Props to the people who coined the term "vibe coding", they were tasked with coming up with a name that sounds as dumb as the thing it describes and they knocked it out of the park

Getting home from work and performing 2 Beers Instant Nap Jutsu

I gotta eat some detritus

I'm into race play (Mario kart)

"Does your tool that makes the thing for you not make the thing how you would make the thing?
Here's a tool that makes the tool that makes the thing for you make the thing how you would make the thing if you were making the thing."

crying MJ meme captioned "said I'd figure it out / drowned 18 days"

Meta is rolling out a new "feature" where it can generate memes based on chat conversation (???)
My chat is currently discussing how someone we knew went missing and their body was discovered ~18 days later in a body of water
Thank you Meta, very cool!

Rainforest-themed background captioned "your life just got way better"

Oh cool thank god
I was starting to get kinda nervous

Nick's brother?

How can there be baby back ribs when ribs are in front

Except him

I've been working on a new special attack move, I call it "Paul Decimator" and so far it can kill anything named Paul in a 1000 foot radius.
Even frogs

HUGE missed opportunity only having the antichrist and Christ Classic
They just really could have done more Christs

It was really stupid of me to sign up for reddit on valentine's day

drinking King K. Rool beer

Mr. Incredible is in Hell.

I keep going on tiktok, seeing this, and being like "oh right yeah" and just closing the app
because what do you MEAN you're updating ToS and Privacy Policy regarding collecting location right now 🤨

what else would you play on switch online, genuinely asking
mario kart? splatoon? mario party?

End of an Era (I'm not paying for laggy online p2p smash anymore)

End of an Era (I'm not gonna pay for laggy p2p online smash anymore)