“Good morning guys i got my dune buggy fixed.”

“Uhh good morning guys how are things?”

he said fixing up his dune buggy with ease.

he’s turning on the radio on his dune buggy.

“ here we go.”

“Shiba loves me … ?”

“Ter-Yee-Yawkey huh? thanks for the food by the way!”

“Sure i don’t mind!”

“I demand food then .”

“I guess?”

wtf … kind of crush list is this?

i rather not be an outcast ya know?

nope

huh that’s cool i guess.

oh

The truth is he can read what a plot twist

“I am smart just choose not to use my intelligence it’s the wasteland ya know.”

i’m right here?

“ good thing you told me…”

“Oh On god i’m dumb.”

“Nope.” he shrugged

“I ask what first! what was all of that nonsensical nonsense you just spewed out?”

“Yep. gotta problem with that sir?”

“What???”

“My life is fine the way it is.”

funny thing for you is i can’t count at all or read for the life of me. :)

“My name is bat i’m her uhh second in command:”

“Lynn who ya talking to?”

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A mostly crack portrayal of "Ugly Sonic" The Hedgehog

Age: 19

Species: Mobian(?) Hedgehog

Shippable with non-human muses but there will be‼️ABSOLUTELY NO LEWD‼️