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Posts by Parody Zack Polanski

Zack Polanski dressed as a stage hypnotist with a bra

Zack Polanski dressed as a stage hypnotist with a bra

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Cunt.

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Zack Polanski is still learning The Green leader on his journey from Lib Dem centrist to Corbyn’s heir

Polanski is soooo unlucky. He offered breast enlargement only because he was misrepresented by the Sun. He backed the Coalition govt's austerity only because he wanted PR. He criticised Corbyn's handling of antisemitism only because he didn't have the full facts.
www.newstatesman.com/the-ns-profi...

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Zack Polanski dressed as a stage hypnotist with a bra

Zack Polanski dressed as a stage hypnotist with a bra

Jeremy lacked the hypnotic charm that I have in abundance!

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Is it “not been deeply fucking weird” because I’m afraid I don’t see it working.

Do people understand Mamdani’s main thing is not coming across like a massive weirdo? And competent?

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I'll only watch Russian TV if the show is starring my favourite superstar - me!

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A calculator turned upside down so it displays the word boobies.

A calculator turned upside down so it displays the word boobies.

I am a highly calculating genius!

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Zack Polanski dressed as a stage hypnotist

Zack Polanski dressed as a stage hypnotist

Actually, Hannah, I don't even care about the people who benefit me politically, I only care about one person - me!

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Has the Green Party removed their multiple candidates across at least 3 different situations who have made racist or antisemitic posts or comments?

It's well over a week since the first of these came to light.

From what I can see most, if not all, still remain as official Green Party candidates.

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Zack Polanski dressed as a stage hypnotist with a bra

Zack Polanski dressed as a stage hypnotist with a bra

Entryists? Exitists? Hypnotosists! Who cares? It's all about meeeeee!

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Zack Polanski dressed as a stage hypnotist with a bra

Zack Polanski dressed as a stage hypnotist with a bra

I am everything I appear to be - a charlatan, a failed actor and a rubbish lower sixth populist bullshit merchant!

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Turns out I was giving Polanski too much credit on Ukraine. What the fuck is he talking about here? Putin has an ICC warrant for the industrial kidnapping of tens of thousands of Ukrainian kids & rewarded the soldiers who massacred civillians Bucha with medals for their ‘bravery’

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A screenshot of a Bluesky post by Zack Polanski saying, "Jewish communities are living in fear amid rising antisemitism, including these appalling arson attacks. We must confront this.

At the same time, antisemitism is being weaponised to shut down criticism of the Israeli government.

Both are true. Both deeply concerning. Both Antisemitic."

Zack's apparent complete lack of irony is unbelievable.

A screenshot of a Bluesky post by Zack Polanski saying, "Jewish communities are living in fear amid rising antisemitism, including these appalling arson attacks. We must confront this. At the same time, antisemitism is being weaponised to shut down criticism of the Israeli government. Both are true. Both deeply concerning. Both Antisemitic." Zack's apparent complete lack of irony is unbelievable.

Anyone for irony?

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I only wish the GPEW good things but you need to be vigilant, because Corbynite rejects like this will just turn you into Your Party 2.0 if you let them.

1 day ago 44 6 4 1

It's not new, but still takes some getting used to, booking tickets for a Jewish comedy showcase and the venue not being disclosed online because, you know, *gestures broadly*.

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As if?! (lol, yeah, probably!)

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I know, right?!

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This is a total failure of leadership. The thing about populists is that they will never, ever confront their supporters to tell them they are wrong. Populists will always take the path of least resistance - even when it means appeasing racists.

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Fury as Zack Polanski says Jewish community has ‘perception of unsafety’ after antisemitic attacks Green Party leader also suggesting antisemitism claims against his party’s local candidates have been 'weaponised'

OK Google, show me how detached Zack Polanski has become from his own Jewish community, and how he's tried to suck up to antisemites with the vain hope they won't attack him when they've stopped using him

www.jewishnews.co.uk/fury-as-zack...

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Fuck me, this is becoming a bit of a regular occurrence, isn't it?! Er, don't look at that article, look into my eyes!!!

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A screenshot detailing unpleasant allegations against David Prescot, for which he was thrown out of the Labour Party in 2017.

A screenshot detailing unpleasant allegations against David Prescot, for which he was thrown out of the Labour Party in 2017.

The allegations against Prescot are as unpleasant as my disco dancing moves!

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John Prescott's son stands for Green Party in Hull local elections John Prescott's son, David, is standing for the Greens in Hull's local elections.

Any suggestion it's a bad idea to let dodgy ex-Labour types with chequered pasts into my Green Party are completely wide of the mark. The way I see it, it's only fair for the Green Party Disciplinary Committee to have a bit of variety from cases of anti-semitism!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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A screenshot of a section of the Guardian article about Jennie Formby joining the Green Party that says, "She added that she had quit Labour in part over its treatment of MPs who signed a letter criticising the war in Ukraine and calling for a peace deal that recognised Ukrainian self-determination but also “addresses Russia’s security concerns”."

A screenshot of a section of the Guardian article about Jennie Formby joining the Green Party that says, "She added that she had quit Labour in part over its treatment of MPs who signed a letter criticising the war in Ukraine and calling for a peace deal that recognised Ukrainian self-determination but also “addresses Russia’s security concerns”."

It's great to see that Jennie is a friend of Vladimir, too. Anyone who is a friend of Vladi is a friend of mine!

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It's almost as if I'm not across my brief because I'm completely preoccupied with preening myself and strutting around for the enjoyment of my loyal fans!

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Because, Ianrobo, I think you'll find... it's all about meeeeee!

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"Oh, oh, Zack Polanski!" sung to the tune of Seven Nation Army... Who? Me?! Why, of course! How could I possibly deny my gibberimg fans the sheer pleasure of witnessing their hero live at Glastonbury?! Yes, I suppose I shall simply have to do my duty and make an appearance! It's all about meeeeee!

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Jennie Formby, Labour’s former general secretary, says she has joined Greens Exclusive: Formby, an ally of Jeremy Corbyn who quit role in 2020, says Labour is now ‘in hock to corporate sponsors’

Let me make this absolutely clear - MY Green Party is not filling up with washed up, entryist Trots! No way, Jose! Uh, uh! Definitely not.

In other news...

www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

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A full review of the Party's more really, terribly, extremely unrealistic policies is now underway... to make way for MY really, terribly, absurdly, ridiculously unrealistic policies!

P.S. Well done to Politics UK for correctly stating that it's "Zack Polanski'Green Party" and not anyone else's!

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