ugh come on Atencio! you're letting me down! i'm trying to root for the Coloravegreendo Soundids!

there are three different amounts of leftovers:

- i made so much i could feed my entire Italian family

- if i'm reasonable there's enough for another serving after this

- eh i might as well eat it all even if i regret it

if you're asking a bar tender to charge your vape for you i think in should evaluate your life choices

that's a good analogy, because if you'd asked them 50-100 years ago they probably would have

yes

@lobbingscorchers.com brigade in shambles

i know bb 😘 i'm taking the piss

oh weird, i think they've been on our roster for while

how?

someone check @lobbingscorchers.com they might be stroking out

fuck this is the skeet that gets me on a list isn't it

like... wouldn't you prefer full stands?

@soundersfc.com $80 minimum for a Wednesday 8:30p game is literally insanity

he's still up on a bender

Struggling shoe retailer Allbirds makes bizarre pivot from shoes to AI, stock explodes more than 300% Allbirds announced a deal with American Exchange Group to sell its intellectual property and other assets for $39 million in March.

sneaker company has just sold its sneaker business and is pivoting to AI compute—and its stock has tripled.

this is it, we’ve entered the stupid stage, we are now in peak bubble www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/a...

dog forbid a good boy has hobbies

once a Sounder, always a Sounder

as an Italian, my recipe for pesto is "any leafy green thing, blended with any lightly crunchy thing, evoo, garlic, and parm". today was arugula, cilantro, and pepitas. so far i haven't been hit with a ghostly wooden spoon so i think the ancestors accept.

#MLSBeforeLunch

no his entire raison d'etre would end

found one!

ugh i was hoping LAFC got shellacked

bro really played 15m in Minnesota and was like "i need a way out"

oooo that's a good one

turns out there are two incredible yet very different ways to hear this in your head: David Tennant or Sam Jackson

i mean sex is great but have you ever disrupted a presentation by making the speaker laugh out loud over a comment in chat?

oh funny, i hear it in David Tenant's!

so not looking forward to the east side riff raff

a friend of mine asked me if i could imagine if we cleaned our newborns with our tongues like all the other animals... and it turns out i can but really didn't want to.