how do you parody this

was a big Tom The Dancing Bug fan myself

how could anything top Sandman vs the Invisible Man

and all because of kill screen (which I never wrote for)

new project: figure out what a kraut rock tiki bar would look like

NORM!

Tuesday nights you’d go to downtown Athens to find the next day’s Flagpole and get either annoyed or happy at what they wrote about your band

and very much fits the character

was always a fascinating look into a parallel universe—what Philly or DC or Chicago were into instead of Atlanta or your hometown

did Mr. Franz know? any “cool” teacher would

…I am most nostalgic for printing out Blastitude posts and Arthur articles and reading them during too-long bathroom trips while temping at the headquarters of the world’s largest carpet company

alt-weeklies far more of a public good, but taking a few minutes every day at dead end blue cross jobs to read whatever bullshit my friends wrote was pretty cool

what are you more nostalgic for, alt-weeklies or blogs circa 2004 to 2006

no winners in the GNR v Spin war

*looks at my RSS reader*

people need to blog more

this is all of wrestling though

I think the word was invented for them. we just know our history.

Zevon’s unsuccessful sequel to “Werewolves of London”

Cream

to be fair Hulk was alive when they filmed most of it

Trump chuckles when he says it, could be a joke, could be him smirking at how fucking ridiculous reality has become

Bret Hart calmly saying "fuck you" to Hulk Hogan as "Red Right Hand" plays is going to turn in to a legendary Internet wrestling meme, isn't it?

pretty much every quote he has about WrestleMania is the same. this is not a man who watches regularly, this is a man who saw a little bit of it once and recognizes it as useful metaphor.

I feel like Herzog caught a few minutes of a WrestleMania in the ‘80s or ‘90s and subsequently spent a few decades using it as shorthand for unreality, and now has to deal with wrestling weirdos talking to him about it all the time

that whole part totally felt like the director(s) trying to say “see we’re not just crap merchants, we know who this man is”

“You Can Float in Midair - Find Out Inside!”

Animal Farm's creative bankruptcy is summed in a single song All you need to know about Andy Serkis' absurd adaptation of Animal Farm is that it starts with a barnyard rap.

Animal Farm made me want to take myself to the glue factory.

I couldn't bear writing about the whole movie, so please enjoy me writing about the opening credits, which are set to an original barnyard-themed rap: www.avclub.com/animal-farm-...

Titanium Court is good

yes. in the show Trump says he skipped out on negotiations with Russia to shoot it.

you know it